BALLOONED'S SKATER SIMS, POST 1
DISCLAIMER: Credit for this entire endeavor goes to eachpeach because if she didn't have her own skater sims in the first place, I wouldn't have done it, haha. ILU, PEACH :DD
So our lovely sims are still getting used to their new house when Brian decides he wants to cook. Well...
Brian: "Merde alors!!"
Patrick: "Why am I the only one putting this thing out? Help me you guys :CCC"
Stephane: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
But it was okay, because Patrick succeeded in putting out the fire. And Johnny cries at the state of the spoiled food to his right.
Stephane: "Patrick, that was a terrifying fire, no?"
Patrick: "Yeah, seriously, that fire was something else."
Then Plushenko joined the two of them for breakfast and Evan ate by himself in the corner. And Patrick discussed yetis.
Evgeni and Patrick discuss the finer points of exercise while Stephane makes the most amazing bitchface.
Brian was shunned from everyone for starting the fire, and he eats breakfast all alone. :C
Patrick went off to play video games, and Evan and Plushy discuss the show they are watching.
Evan: "Uh, lots of people on T.V. look like they enjoy breaking up with other people on T.V."
Zhenya: +1
Zhenya: "Oh, I am so heppi that Brian did not burn down this lovely new house."
Evan: "%UH"
Speak of the devil. Evgeni leaves the room, but Evan is still watching T.V. while Brian plots everyone's doom. A carefree boy ready to kill everyone, etc.
Evan initiates a conversation with Patrick about the Loch Ness monster.
Patrick: +1
Stephane: "I am so excited to fish, my friends!" No one is listening. And no one understands why Stephane is still in his exercise clothes.
Johnny (still in his work clothes): "I heard that Lyosha and Zhenya are secretly in love with each other!"
Stephane: "No way!"
Stephane: "You see, Alexei does not even practice brushing his teeth."
Johnny: "Uhhh, what are you on?"
Stephane: "Nothing! I am merely talking about the state of Alexei's teeth!"
Johnny: "This is too weird."
And then Lyosha appears in the background. JUDGEFACE.
Lyosha: "Excuse me, Johnny, what is going on here?"
Stephane and Johnny: "O shi-"
And Brian does a workout.
Stephane finds the sprinkler outside and jumps around in glee.
And then does a butt-dance in it.
Not the only one to have the great idea of going outside, Johnny and Alexei settle their differences in a peaceful game of catch.
PLUSHBEAR MOMENT
Zhenya: "This is a beautiful new house, no?"
Brian: "I like it." I like you
Brian is pleased with his attempts to flirt that he learned from T.V. and flexes his muscles.
Patrick sneaks up on Alexei in the middle of his game of catch with Johnny.
And he scares Alexei.
Patrick goes back inside to watch T.V. with Brian.
Brian: "You see, Patrick, Alexei is much stronger than you and he could hurt you if you try to scare him again."
Patrick: "At least I don't go setting houses on fire to scare people."
CRITICAL HIT!
Brian: "I- what- you are terrible! That was an accident!"
Patrick: "You still set it on fire."
Brian: -1
Lyosha discusses shoes while Zhenya contemplates ways to charm himself into Lyosha's pants.
Alexei: "It is regrettable that I am tired and that I only have a single bed, or else I would ask you to join me."
Evgeni: "I would have asked the same."
!!!
Evgeni: "Now I must say good night. At least we share the same room."
Alexei: :CC
Johnny then enters Patrick's room and turns on the T.V., which wakes up Patrick.
Then Johnny gets a call.
Johnny: "STOP CALLIN', STOP CALLIN', I DON'T WANNA TALK ANYMORE"
After he hangs up, Johnny realizes how tired he is and goes off to bed.
But Patrick. Patrick plots his revenge on Johnny and decides to sneak upstairs.
Cue the pink panther theme. Do do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooooo do do!
YOU CAN RUN YOU CAN HIDE BUT YOU CAN'T ESCAPE PCHAN'S EYES.
...Unless you're sleeping. And dreaming of filthy toilets.
Then PChan decides that sleep > revenge, and he goes to bed.
Stephane however, decides that sleep is for the week, changes into his swimming gear and goes for a run on the treadmill.
Then he falls. :C
Stephane: "I am tired after all!"
Johnny dreams about the fire, Evan dreams about winning gold and Joubert dreams about how those waffles he had in the morning were not enough to hold him over for the whole day.
Evgeni: "Oh, I am so hungry!"
Alexei: "It is too early for this kind of noise, Zhenya."
Alexei: "...Oh, I am so hungry!"
Evgeni follows in the tradition of sims chefs and makes breakfast for everyone in his underwear.
Alexei goes to the fire pit and lights it.
First, he uses his judgeface on the fire. Apparently, it is his version of the lightbulb for an idea or something, I guess because it inspires him to up...
...and wake up PChiddy by watching T.V. in his room. And then he complains about being hungry when Patrick turns off the T.V..
Brian: "Je suis hungry >:C"
Alexei talks about law...
...and Evgeni talks about order. Oh, hi Johnny!
!!!
Oh, look. SWANBEAR MOMENT
Alexei uses "Judgeface!"
It wasn't very effective. (Hahaha omg poor Evan)
Underwear party! Evgeni is horrified at everyone's hygiene or something.
He goes outside, makes a donation to charity and becomes PLUSHENCHRIST.
Patrick is terrified to be in the same room as Joubert.
Brian: "I do not understand why people enjoy soft drinks so much. :C" LOLWUT, OKAY. Maybe this is him talking about how much he dislikes North American food again. /fist shake
To clear his brain of thought of unhealthy food, Joubert decides to go exercise.
Evan is cooking hot dogs. He is very excited about this, nothing weird!!!!!!
Evan: (in a monotone) "Oh no! My hot dogs are burned!"
Aww, he is so disappoint.
Shamefully, he re-enters the kitchen and takes some leftover breakfast.
The sink breaks, and Plushenchrist goes to fix it amidst getting hit in the face with water.
Brian is gazing longingly into the fire pit when he is struck with inspiration. WHAT IS WITH THIS FIRE PIT, IT MUST HAVE POWERS OF ~*IMAGINATION*~ OR SOMETHING.
He goes on Patrick's computer and sees the "DAT ASS" singalong post on _skating as Patrick sleeps.
And we end with Stephane and Evan reading together on the couch.
I HAVE NO LIFE GOD THERE ARE SO MANY PICTURES. I hope you guys enjoyed this!
So our lovely sims are still getting used to their new house when Brian decides he wants to cook. Well...
Brian: "Merde alors!!"
Patrick: "Why am I the only one putting this thing out? Help me you guys :CCC"
Stephane: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
But it was okay, because Patrick succeeded in putting out the fire. And Johnny cries at the state of the spoiled food to his right.
Stephane: "Patrick, that was a terrifying fire, no?"
Patrick: "Yeah, seriously, that fire was something else."
Then Plushenko joined the two of them for breakfast and Evan ate by himself in the corner. And Patrick discussed yetis.
Evgeni and Patrick discuss the finer points of exercise while Stephane makes the most amazing bitchface.
Brian was shunned from everyone for starting the fire, and he eats breakfast all alone. :C
Patrick went off to play video games, and Evan and Plushy discuss the show they are watching.
Evan: "Uh, lots of people on T.V. look like they enjoy breaking up with other people on T.V."
Zhenya: +1
Zhenya: "Oh, I am so heppi that Brian did not burn down this lovely new house."
Evan: "%UH"
Speak of the devil. Evgeni leaves the room, but Evan is still watching T.V. while Brian plots everyone's doom. A carefree boy ready to kill everyone, etc.
Evan initiates a conversation with Patrick about the Loch Ness monster.
Patrick: +1
Stephane: "I am so excited to fish, my friends!" No one is listening. And no one understands why Stephane is still in his exercise clothes.
Johnny (still in his work clothes): "I heard that Lyosha and Zhenya are secretly in love with each other!"
Stephane: "No way!"
Stephane: "You see, Alexei does not even practice brushing his teeth."
Johnny: "Uhhh, what are you on?"
Stephane: "Nothing! I am merely talking about the state of Alexei's teeth!"
Johnny: "This is too weird."
And then Lyosha appears in the background. JUDGEFACE.
Lyosha: "Excuse me, Johnny, what is going on here?"
Stephane and Johnny: "O shi-"
And Brian does a workout.
Stephane finds the sprinkler outside and jumps around in glee.
And then does a butt-dance in it.
Not the only one to have the great idea of going outside, Johnny and Alexei settle their differences in a peaceful game of catch.
PLUSHBEAR MOMENT
Zhenya: "This is a beautiful new house, no?"
Brian: "I like it." I like you
Brian is pleased with his attempts to flirt that he learned from T.V. and flexes his muscles.
Patrick sneaks up on Alexei in the middle of his game of catch with Johnny.
And he scares Alexei.
Patrick goes back inside to watch T.V. with Brian.
Brian: "You see, Patrick, Alexei is much stronger than you and he could hurt you if you try to scare him again."
Patrick: "At least I don't go setting houses on fire to scare people."
CRITICAL HIT!
Brian: "I- what- you are terrible! That was an accident!"
Patrick: "You still set it on fire."
Brian: -1
Lyosha discusses shoes while Zhenya contemplates ways to charm himself into Lyosha's pants.
Alexei: "It is regrettable that I am tired and that I only have a single bed, or else I would ask you to join me."
Evgeni: "I would have asked the same."
!!!
Evgeni: "Now I must say good night. At least we share the same room."
Alexei: :CC
Johnny then enters Patrick's room and turns on the T.V., which wakes up Patrick.
Then Johnny gets a call.
Johnny: "STOP CALLIN', STOP CALLIN', I DON'T WANNA TALK ANYMORE"
After he hangs up, Johnny realizes how tired he is and goes off to bed.
But Patrick. Patrick plots his revenge on Johnny and decides to sneak upstairs.
Cue the pink panther theme. Do do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooooo do do!
YOU CAN RUN YOU CAN HIDE BUT YOU CAN'T ESCAPE PCHAN'S EYES.
...Unless you're sleeping. And dreaming of filthy toilets.
Then PChan decides that sleep > revenge, and he goes to bed.
Stephane however, decides that sleep is for the week, changes into his swimming gear and goes for a run on the treadmill.
Then he falls. :C
Stephane: "I am tired after all!"
Johnny dreams about the fire, Evan dreams about winning gold and Joubert dreams about how those waffles he had in the morning were not enough to hold him over for the whole day.
Evgeni: "Oh, I am so hungry!"
Alexei: "It is too early for this kind of noise, Zhenya."
Alexei: "...Oh, I am so hungry!"
Evgeni follows in the tradition of sims chefs and makes breakfast for everyone in his underwear.
Alexei goes to the fire pit and lights it.
First, he uses his judgeface on the fire. Apparently, it is his version of the lightbulb for an idea or something, I guess because it inspires him to up...
...and wake up PChiddy by watching T.V. in his room. And then he complains about being hungry when Patrick turns off the T.V..
Brian: "Je suis hungry >:C"
Alexei talks about law...
...and Evgeni talks about order. Oh, hi Johnny!
!!!
Oh, look. SWANBEAR MOMENT
Alexei uses "Judgeface!"
It wasn't very effective. (Hahaha omg poor Evan)
Underwear party! Evgeni is horrified at everyone's hygiene or something.
He goes outside, makes a donation to charity and becomes PLUSHENCHRIST.
Patrick is terrified to be in the same room as Joubert.
Brian: "I do not understand why people enjoy soft drinks so much. :C" LOLWUT, OKAY. Maybe this is him talking about how much he dislikes North American food again. /fist shake
To clear his brain of thought of unhealthy food, Joubert decides to go exercise.
Evan is cooking hot dogs. He is very excited about this, nothing weird!!!!!!
Evan: (in a monotone) "Oh no! My hot dogs are burned!"
Aww, he is so disappoint.
Shamefully, he re-enters the kitchen and takes some leftover breakfast.
The sink breaks, and Plushenchrist goes to fix it amidst getting hit in the face with water.
Brian is gazing longingly into the fire pit when he is struck with inspiration. WHAT IS WITH THIS FIRE PIT, IT MUST HAVE POWERS OF ~*IMAGINATION*~ OR SOMETHING.
He goes on Patrick's computer and sees the "DAT ASS" singalong post on _skating as Patrick sleeps.
And we end with Stephane and Evan reading together on the couch.
I HAVE NO LIFE GOD THERE ARE SO MANY PICTURES. I hope you guys enjoyed this!