MEME ANSWERS
1. Three (Amuro Ray, UC Gundam) and five (Vegeta) were dating, but now are no longer. Why? (iron)
Because Amuro is a whiny little man and Vegeta slapped him around and sent him to a battered woman's shelter.
2. Ten (Severus Snape) just won a mullion dollars. What does he/she do with it? (iron)
He looks at it, says something along the lines of "wtf is this muggle shit" and usues it to stoke his cauldron fires for eternity.
3. Does thirteen (Brock, Pokemon) have bad luck? iron
MOTHERFUCKING YES HE DOES, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO THE LADIES
4. 1 (Kanji Tatsumi, P4), 2 (Tidus, FFX), 5 (Vegeta), and 9 (Sue Sylvester, Glee) are trapped in an elevator. What happens? (quadruplify)
Kanji punches something, Tidus whines, Vegeta tries to blow shit up, Sue yells insults the entire time. Eventually the other three tire of Tidus' whining and beat the shit out of him.
5. 3 (Amuro), 7 (Shinji Ikari, NGE), and 11 (Captain Falcon, F-ZERO) are organizing an orgy. Who attends, and what happens? (quadruplify)
Amuro and Shinki put Captain Falcon in charge of the invites which turns out to be a disaster - he invites everyone EVER but all of the invitations said "SHOW ME YOUR MOVES... IN BED" and no one showed up. The three sob and console each other in a threesome, which is unfortunately not an orgy. Alternately, Captain Falcon misunderstands the meaning of orgy and tells people to show up without socks on and they have a sock-less sock-hop.
6. 4 (James T. Kirk, ST:TOS) steals something precious/important from 12 (Domon Kasshu, G Gundam). Why would 4 (Kirk) do this, and how would 12 (Domon) respond? (quadruplify)
Kirk likes him da ladies~~ and Domon's only precious "posession" is probably Rain. So Kirk kidnaps Rain, and Domon shouts "GAAAANDAAAAAAAAAAmu" and snaps his fingers, uses the God Gundam and pwns Kirk into oblivion. :C
7. 14 (Monkey D. Luffy, One Piece) has a secret that he/she/ze is hiding from the world. What is it? (quadruplify)
Luffy ain't got no secrets. Unless it's seekrit buttsex with Shanks or Zolo.
8. 6 (Kururu, Sgt. Frog), 8 (Kittan, TTGL), and 15 (Mitsuru Kirijo, P3) all come to meet you (not necessarily at the same time). What do you do, and how do each of them react? (quadruplify)
I'd try to keep Kururu as a pet and he'd probably be down with that, especially since we both like EUROBEATTTTT, I'd try to casually ask Kittan to hang out and hopefully he'd be good with that and we could bro around, and I'd ask Mitsuru to teach me French and maybe she's approve.
9. 10 (Snape) wants to play matchmaker with 13 (Brock). Who does he/she/ze pick? What happens at the date? (quadruplify)
LMFAO, HOW DOES THIS EVEN- Snape would pick a boggart or something so it could terrify Brock forever, but of course it turns into a woman and Brock falls in love with it and they live happily ever after.
10. Everyone gets a superpower. What superpower does each one get? (quadruplify)
Kanji gets the power to break glass with his voice, Tidus gets the power to have SOOPER SPEED, Amuro gets some courage, Kirk gets Superman's powers, Vegeta... doesn't need them he already has them, Kururu gets x-ray vision, Shinji also gets some courage, Kittan gets the power to regenerate life, Sue gets immortality, Snape gets the power to ~fly, Captain Falcon also obtains super speed, Domon gets the power to change channels with his eyes, Brock gets the power to open his eyes, Luffy already has the power to streeeeeetch, and Mitsuru gets the power to ACTUALLY NOT BE A RETARD IN BATTLE IN P3.
11. Three (Amuro), Six (Kururu), Nine (Sue) and Twelve (Domon) enter a dance competition. Who pairs up with whom, and which team wins? (missmorrichan)
Amuro and Domon team up because they are both ~Gundam Pilots~, leaving Sue with Kururu. Unfortunately for Amuro and Domon, Sue can dance like a beast and Kururu has an endless library of illegally obtained music, so Amuro and Domon cry themselves to sleep forever because of the humuliation of losing to a woman.
12. One (Kanji), Four (Kirk) and Thirteen (Brock) decide to spend the day together. What do they wind up doing? (missmorrichan)
OBVIOUSLY THEY GO HUNTING FOR BABES. Knji unfortunately suffers from severe nosebleeds every time, ruining all of their chances always.
13. Seven (Shinji) makes a giant person-sized cake for Two (Tidus). Who does Seven (Shinji) ask to hide in/jump out of the cake (clothing optional), and is Two (Tidus) pleased? (missmorrichan)
Shinji doesn't ask... Captain Falcon volunteers and leaps out of the cake naked. Tidus is horrified, chokes on his own spit and has to be given the Heimlich maneuver... by naked Captain Falcon. He is scarred for life.
14. Five (Vegeta), Eight (Kittan), Ten (Snape), Fourteen (Luffy) and Fifteen (Mitsuru) want to save the world, and decide to make their own Voltron ripoff. What is their giant robot called, who pilots what part, and who wears what colour? (missmorrichan)
The robot is called The Enchanted Stretching Marin Fucking Karin Banana Big Bang Attack. Vegeta pilots the hair, Mitsuru the arms, Kittan the center, Snape the hands and Luffy the legs. Vegeta wears pink, Kittan wears yellow, Snape wears black, Luffy weaers red and Mitsuru wears maroon. It is a hideous robot.
15. Eleven (Captain Falcon) wants to start a band. Who does Eleven (Captain Falcon) force into the band with them, and who plays what instrument? BONUS: What is their band called? (missmorrichan)
HE FORCES EVERYONE EVER INTO THIS BAND. He sings, Kanji plays keyboards, Tidus plays the keytar, Amuro plays the lute, Kirk plays the giutar and also sings, Vegeta plays the drums (and breaks them a lot), Kururu is at the sound boards, Shinji is a groupie, Kittan plays bass guitar, Sue uses her megaphone to sing, Snape stands around looking gloomy, Domon plays the GANDAAAAAAAAAAAmu, Brock plays the didgeridoo, Luffy plays the harp and Mitsuru tries to organize this madness. They are called "THE F-ZERO SPIRIT OF SAINT LOUIS."
16. One (Kanji), Two (Tidus), Three (Amuro), Five (Vegeta), Seven (Shinji), Eleven (Captain Falcon), and Thirteen go out drinking (Brock). What do they order, and who hooks up with whom by the end of the night? (riicchan)
Kanji, Tidus and Shinji are removed from the premise of the bar, as all three of them are under 18, never mind 21. Amuro orders a pina colada (because he wants to feel exotic, okay), Vegeta orders a dirty girlscout and Captain Falcon is going crazy with every and all kinds of beer on tap. Captain Falcon gets into everyone's pants by the end of the night, but it is not necessarily wanted attention so the cops get called on him and he is arrested for public intox and sexual harassment.
17. Three (Amuro) and Thirteen (Brock) go out to see a movie. What do they see? (riicchan)
They got to watch "It" and promptly start to cry and hold each other through out the rest of the movie. Neither was man enough to be unafraid.
18. Nine (Sue) has feelings for Five (Vegeta). How do they go about making them known? (riicchan)
They play a game of battleship. Vegeta sinks Sue's battleship and he sinks it hard. Sue's eyebrow wagglin' leaves no answer undisputed.
19. Fourteen (Luffy) feels like dressing up. What do they wear? (riicchan)
He raids Snape's wardrobe and flails around in cravat-ed old green and black dress robes.
20. Five (Vegeta), Ten (Snape), and Fifteen (Mitsuru) all decide to bro it up and watch sports. What sport do each of them want to watch, and if they have differences in opinion, do they come to a consensus? (riicchan)
Vegeta wants to watch UFC, Snape wants to watch Quidditch and Mitsuru wants to watch the news. Vegeta explodes the TV set in the ensuing argument and no one wins.
21. How does Six (Kururu) look in drag? (riicchan)
Truly, wondrously hideous.
22. Nine (Sue) just went through a nasty breakup. How do they deal with it? (riicchan)
She abuses everyone she comes into contact with an intensity of eight thousand exploding suns.
23. What's Two's (Tidus') favorite flavor of ice cream? (riicchan)
Rocky Road! He can't ever stop smiling as he scarfs it down in less than two seconds.
24. What would Eight's (Kittan's) favorite Saturday morning cartoon be, and what cereal would they eat while watching it on the living room floor? (riicchan)
Kittan's watching The Amazing Spiderman while eating frosted mini-wheats.
25. One (Kanji) and Seven (Shinji) want to hook up their friends Four (Kirk) and Eleven (Captain Falcon). How do they set them up? (riicchan)
Oh-oh my god. Kanji and Shinji tell Captain Falcon and Kirk seperately that they've got blind dates, and Kirk and Falcon meet. They immediately skip to the bedroom, and it is the most terrifying noise anyone has ever had to endure.
26. Seven (Shinji) and Thirteen (Brock) are stuck in a horror film. Who survives? (riicchan)
...Neither.
27. What game console is Fifteen's (Mitsuru's) favorite? (riicchan)
She enjoys the latest whatever-the-hell-product that Kirijo's group cooked up as a gaming platform.
28. It's Nine's (Sue's) birthday! What do they want and where do they go out for dinner? (riicchan)
She wants her damn protein shake. She goes to the nearest Jamba Juice and splurges on an extra-fortified banana0strawberry-kiwi twist.
29. Three (Amuro), Six (Kururu), and Nine (Sue) find a genie who offers them three wishes. How do they divide up the wishes, and what do they wish for? (riicchan)
Sue pulls out her megaphone and demands for her first wish that she wishes to have the other two wishes. Amuro cries, Kururu blares some music on his headphones and forgets about it. Sue asks that Mr. Schuester's hair promptly falls out and that the Cheerios win the next national title.