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The Story of 4 Princesses
by: Anonymous
There once were 4 Princess Roommates. They lived in the far away 300 tower of Soule Castle. Their names were Princess Jennifer the Beautiful, Hayley the upbeat, Laura the Wedding Planner, and Freak the fat one with warts (per request). Most days they attended their various princess classes, but this one very special day, the decided that they were to go shopping. But this was not just any kind of shopping. This was the day they were to go out on an adventure to procure the substances that keep their minds focused and their bodies strong and ready for the coming day. What they seek is not what you would imagine, however. Not bread or water, fruits or vegetables. They were on a quest for real sustenance: Junk Food. This was no easy task. First was the journey to the nearest Castle Kroger. Then the four roommates battled through their greatest enemy. This was their indecisiveness. What should they get? Ice Cream? Cookies? Chocolate? All decisions that could prove fatal are made incorrectly. Fatty Princess Freak (again, per request) piped up with an idea.
“We should get them all!!” She yelped.
The other three laughed. Silly Freak they all thought. But then wise Princess Jennifer realized that Freak was right. Why should they labor through all their many decisions when they could simply have all that they saw and desired? So the four triumphant roommates gathered all in sight and marched toward the exit to the Castle. On the journey back the Castle Soule they decided to call Way Cool King Zach Walsh and tell him of their adventures. He laughed with them and then decided to immortalize their adventures in the written word. They thought his idea was very good. From that point on, all the Princess Roommates were very nice to King Zach Walsh for his efforts. And all lived happily ever after.
THE END