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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I stole spiceboyedgar's purse (-30 points). In March I turned steph00me in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, jahncolumn (-5000 points). Last week I helped wbourland across the street (6 points). In February I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5097 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
ballerina100