1000 Questions [[that I actually answered!]] Part One
1000 Questions -- The Longest Survey on Bzoink (Good luck!)=>This or That<=Pie or cake?::neither Pie or 3.14159...?::3.14.... Chocolate or vanilla?::chocolate Black or white?::black Ceiling or floor?::floor Couch or bed?::bed Cough or sneeze?::sneeze On or off?::off Closed or open?::closed Brush or comb?::brush Long or short?::long Big or small?::small Wet or dry?::dry Under or over?::under Top or bottom?::top Fly or fall?::fly Smile or frown?::smile Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?::tears of joy Hot or cold?::hot Warm or cool?::cool Rough or smooth?::smooth Cat or dog?::cat Snake or bird?::bird Shark or T-Rex?::shark Past or present?::present Science fiction or fantasy?::fantasy Dull or sharp?::sharp Live forever or die young?::die young Books or television?::both Jump or skip?::jump Fast or slow?::fast Run or walk?::walk Guy or girl?::guy Disney or Warner Brothers?::disney Belle or Jasmine?::jasmine Gaston or Cruella Deville?::cruella Food or friends?::friends Colors or black and white?::colors, of course! Cute or pretty?::cute Good or evil?::good Fruits or vegetables?::fruits Milk or juice?::juice Hot chocolate or gingerale?::hot chocolate Beer or wine?::both Movies or cartoons?::movies Pillow or blanket?::pillow Moon or stars?::stars Sky or sea?::sky Explode or implode?::explode =>Odd Questions<=What color is the bottom of your tongue?::idk, i can't see it. Your foot?::pink [[i really did check!]] Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?::not that i know of... Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?::nope. Do you chew on your homework?::no, i need my homework! Pencils?::no. Do you read the dictionary?::once in a while. Encyclopedia?::nope. Atlas?::uh...no... Road map?::i cannot read a road map to save my life. Do you memorize random facts?::occasionally. Do you stalk anyone?::nope Does anyone stalk you?::um...idk. Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?::i don't cut the grass, period. Do you dust your lawn?::who the hell does that? Do you collect dust?::no Lint?::no Baby teeth?::no Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?::of course...not. Do you wish prostitution was legal?::no! Do you use lotion on your feet?::no. Do you have problems with Canadians?::lol no. Mexicans?::no Americans?::i <333 my fellow americans The French?::can't The English?::maybe... Have you ever played a kazoo?::no Have you ever shot someone?::no Something?::no How many pairs of underwear do you own?::a lot Jeans?::8 pairs, i think What ring size are you?::ring finger; 8-9 Belt size?::idk...i don't wear belts. Have you ever gotten anything amputated?::nope Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?::no. Do you eat a lot?::i try not to Do you get excited over cameras?::haha yeah Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?::no. they are yummy though! Poison?::no Knives?::no Cheese?::no Penguins?::i <333 penguins! Bald people?::nope. Scrawny African children?::awww no... Midgets?::no. Pirates?::*gasp* NO! Corny jokes?::haha maybe. Are you a virgin?::a lil personal... Are you a hermaphrodite?::no Do you tie string to your teeth?::no Do you bite yourself?::nope. Cut yourself?::no Do you get cold sores often?::no. Do you have a cold right now?::lemme check...no. Do you suffer from chronic migraines?::no. Do you like to touch sharp objects?::um...not really. Do you have a twitching problem?::i don't twitch period. Are you homicidal?::nope. What do you do on the computer?::just about everything. Anything your parents should know about?::*cough* no. Are you happy with your life?::of course. Is everybody else happy with your life?::i would hope so. Do you like 100% white grape juice?::ew. no. Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?::nope. they're brown. the leaves are green. How big is the universe?::bigger than my house. What's the logic behind your answer?::um...cuz it's big. How many hours of sleep do you get every night?::mostly 7...around there. What do you dream about?::stuff... Anything your parents should know about?::nope :) Do you fall for Internet advertisements?::never have, never will. Do you enjoy bungee jumping?::never tried it. Do you have AIM?::duh. MSN?::no. YIM?::yep. A Neopets account?::um...*anime sweatdrop* A Vampirefreaks account?::huh? A Quizilla account?::yepperz! <33 quizilla! A Bzoink account?::no. Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?::yes. Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?::no. that's stupid. Do you get attacked by ladybugs?::ladybugs are pretty! Are you scared of everything that breathes?::nope! Doesn't breathe?::no! Are you scared of anything at all?::not really, no. What?::what what? Which cardinal direction do you like best?::idk Do you have a life?::yes, i do. Do you have a microphone on your computer?::no. A webcam?::no. A scanner?::no. A printer?::yes. A cordless mouse?::yes. Does your mouse light up?::yes. red. Are you scared of mice?::no. why are people scared of mice! they don't hurt you! What kind of computer do you have?::dell && hp Were you ever physically abused?::no. Verbally?::yep. Sexually?::no. Do you wish you were a fish?::uh...never thought about it. A cat?::one time i dreamt i was a cat! A dog?::no. Do you have a cell phone?::nope. don't need one. got my own phone line. What kind is it?::my phone? a uniden. Do you weasel out of things?::sometimes. Do your teachers like you?::i would hope so. Do your parents like you?::yeah. they don't have a choice. Do your siblings like you?::sometimes. Does karma, if it exists, love you?::<333 Did you have a tail when you were born?::uh...no. Do you enjoy school?::sometimes. occasionally. Do you sleep under or over the covers?::under, of course. Do you sleep in a bed?::yeah. Do you catch yourself floating at times?::floating? i can't float. except in water. Are you a packrat?::what's a packrat? Do you know HTML or CSS?::oh yeah i do! Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?::ew. no! Do you shy away from social situations?::no. Are you obsessed with shiny things?::nope. Are you at least attracted to them?::yeah. Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?::haha yeah. it's never a surprise anymore. Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?::never have. Do you label other people?::i try not to. Are you proud?::of what? Do you like scrambled eggs?::yeah. =>How bad can I make you Look?<=Do you wash your hands frequently?::how often is "frequently"? Do you wet the bed?::um...no. What age did you stop?::i never did. Do you lie a lot?::sometimes. Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?::once in a while. Brush your hair?::nope. Do you use deoderant?::of course. Do you masturbate?::...no. How often?::... Are you an alcoholic?::no. A druggie?::no. Do you drink illegally?::nope. Do you wear underwear?::yes. Do you change your underwear frequently?::yeah. Are you a coward?::nope. A loser?::nope. An idiot?::nope. Do you chatspeak?::on AIM, yes. in life, no. Are you a bad friend?::i hope not :( Are you untrustworthy?::no. Unreliable?::no. Do you pick your nose?::no. Are you imperfect?::yes. everybody is. Ugly?::idk Do you have bad hair?::yeah A big nose?::no Are you shallow?::no Greedy?::not really. Do you tell people you love them just to get want you want?::no. when i tell someone i love them, i mean it. Do you have any /important/ talents?::i don't have any talents. Do you burp often?::i never burp. seriously. Are you impolite?::i try not to be. Disrespectful?::no. Sadistic?::no. Are you a pansy?::no. Are you a conformist? (Hot Topic is a mainstream store, by the way.)::no. Are you a fan of George W. Bush?::NOOOOOO!!!! DOWN WITH BUSH!!!! Do you have buck teeth?::nope. Acne?::no. Mental illnesses?::no. Are you fake?::no. Does your breath smell?::in the morning, yes. Do you have a strong body odor?::no. Do you have bad teeth?::no. Do you have a bull ring through your nose?::nope. Are you overweight?::no. Anorexic?::no. Bulimic?::no. Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?::nope, just the ears. A tattoo?::i want one. Are you a wannabe?::no. i do my own thing. Do you get bad grades?::nope. made honor roll. :) What's your IQ level?::idk. Are you a bad guesser?::no, i'm not, actually. Are you slow?::unfortunately. Are you bad at reading people?::if there's no words on the person, then yes. Are you too nice for your own good?::yeah...and it sucks. i hate being so damn nice. Do you have a lot of friends?::not really. mostly people i trust with my life. Do you give in easily?::sometimes. depending on the situation. Are you stubborn?::no. Are you annoying?::sometimes, i can be. Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?::no. Are you a necrophilliac?::no. Are you incestual?::no. Is your room messy?::yep. Do you make fun of other people?::only if they do something stupid. Do you respect your body?::i try to. Are you arrogant?::no. Do you have low self-esteem?::NOPE! Are you unique?::of course! everyone is unique in their own way. Are your hands clammy?::no. Are you short?::no. Are you freakishly tall?::nope. Do you like Simple Plan?::again, no. =>Beliefs<=Do you believe in God?::yes. Do you believe in magic?::yep. in a young girl's heart. True love?::yeah... Heaven?::duh. Hell?::again, duh. Satan?::ruler of hell, right? The Lord and Lady?::no. The Goddess?::no. The Greek Gods or Goddesses?::no. The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?::no. Are you an atheist?::if i believed in god, i can't be an atheist. Agnostic?::no. Do you believe in fairies?::no. Dragons?::no. Unicorns?::uh...maybe... Gollums?::no. Santa?::not anymore. The Easter Bunny?::no. The Tooth Fairy?::nope. Pixies?::yeah. Phoenixes?::no. Elves?::no. Dwarves?::maybe. idk. Mermaids?::of course. Karma?::duh. Immortality?::nope. Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?::no. Mayan Gods?::no. Incan Gods?::no. Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?::yeah. Do you believe in life on other planets?::haha yeah. Do you believe in parallel universes?::no. Do you believe that black holes are time portals?::no. Do you believe in Eternity?::no. Do you believe in evolution?::yes. Do you believe in life after death?::yes. What happens to us after we die?::it's either heaven or hell. Do you believe in superheroes?::yep. tom welling is my superhero. Super villains?::yeppers. Do you believe in Fate?::yeah. That everything has a purpose?::naturally. Do you believe that everything revolves around money?::YES I DO!!!! CUZ IT DOES!!!! Sex?::no. Love?::no. Success?::MONEY && SUCCESS...BAD LIFE!! Making yourself happy?::no. Making others happy?::nope. Religion?::yes. Politics?::no. Do you believe in miracles?::yes, i most certainly do. Angels?::i also believe everyone has a guardian angel. Demons?::they live in hell...with satan...and santa. Ghosts?::yep. Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?::yes. Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?::no. there's no such thing. Do you believe in selfessness at all?::maybe. Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?::nope. it doesn't work. believe me. i've tried. Do you believe that the means justify the ends?::no. Do you believe that anything can happen?::for a reason, yeah. =>The Basics<=Name::Katie Age::16 Gender::Female Happy with it?::Yes! Eye color::Blue-ish Green Happy with it?::No. If not, what would you change it to?::Green. Hair color::Brown. Happy with it?::Yes. If not, what would you change it to?::... Hair length::Medium. Hair style::Layered. Have you ever dyed your hair?::Yep. [[haha 6th grade...]] What color?::An orange-ish color. It was pretty! Do you dye your hair frequently?::Nope. Haven't dyed it in a while. Has it ever gotten damaged?::Yeah. Are you clean-shaven?::Yep. What's your body type?::idk. Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?::Long and slender. Thin or full lips?::Full. Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?::Think hair. Have you ever had lice?::Nope. How old were you?::Never had lice. Nicknames::Kaki, Kandy [Kane, Korn], Starburst [most recent] Happy with them?::Yep. Aliases::Kandy What made you choose them?::I didn't. My friends did. If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?::idk. Never thought about it. Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?::Adam, I guess. I like that name. If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?::No. What heritage does your first name imply?::Irish, English Middle name?::English, German, French, Scandinavian Last name?::Italian, mostly. Place of birth::Pittsburgh, PA Date of birth::January 31st, 1990 Nationality::Italian, Russian Were you named after anyone?::Yeah... Who?::A realtor. What side of the family does your name come from?::Mom's. Did your parents immigrate?::No. How about your grandparents?::No. Your great grandparents?::No. Farther back into your family?::Yeah. Where did they emmigrate from?::Italy, and Russia. Where did they immigrate to?::America...? Skin color::White. What's your facial structure like?::idk. Height::5'6"...I think. Happy with it?::Nope. Weight::idk. Happy with it?::idk. How old are your parents?::40-something && 50-something. What's your father's name?::Lou Your mother's?::Becky Do you have any siblings?::Yeah. How old are they?::12 && 18 What are their names?::Kevin and Kelly Do you get along with your family?::Sometimes. Do you wish they were different?::Yeah. Were you ever abused by any member of your family?::Nope. Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?::Yes...but it was expected. Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?::No. If so, why?::... Who do you get along with most?::My mom. =>Favorites<=Color::Pink && red Month::March...?? Maybe October?? Year::2002...!!! Decade::The 90s. Century::21st! Millenium::This one! Animal::Nowadays, it's the dolphins and tigers. Movie::Remember The Titans is an all-time fave. Book::Harry Potter. River::Nile. Lake::Norman..? Ocean::Atlantic. Country::US of A! [And Italy...] City::Huntersville. State::NC Province::Mine. Place to go in your neighborhood::There's nowhere to go in my neighborhood. Person::All my friends! Relative::um...I don't have a fave. Pet::Mackenzie! Actor::Matthew McConaughey//David Spade Actress::Nicole Kidman Celebrity::Orlando Bloom. Musician::James Blunt. Singer::James Blunt. Band::Backstreet Boys. Fall Out Boy. Movie genre::Horror. Comedy. Book genre::Fiction. Play genre::Fiction. Play::Romeo & Juliet [Leo DiCaprio style!] Musical::High School Musical! [hey, it WAS a musical!] Poem::I don't really like poetry. Writer::Stephen King. Song::Beep by The Pussycat Dolls. Sport::Volleyball. Drink::Water. Food::Mashed Potatoes. Brand of cereal::General Mills. Candy bar::Milky Way. && TWIX!!! Disney princess::Belle...?? Cinderella...maybe...? Disney prince::Hercules && Dimitri Disney villain::Scar [Lion King] Disney character::Dimitri [Anastasia] CD::High School Musical soundtrack! [yes, i actually BOUGHT it!] Director::Tim Burton. Videogame::I don't play videogames. Computer game::The Simes. Solitare. DX-Ball. Game::What kind of game? Card game? Memory Game? Board game::Monopoly. Word game::Scrabble. And Hangman. Clothing style::Comfortable. Truth or dare question::Haven't played that in a while... Fairy tale::Cinderella. Lullaby::Rock-A-Bye Baby. Holiday::Christmas && My birthday. Mythological creature::The phoenix. Miscellaneous item::Nail file. [it IS a misc item...] Storybook character::Draco Malfoy. [harry potter is a story...in a book] Movie character::...Draco Malfoy. Play character::idk. Don't care. Musical character::Huh? College::UNC! Football team::North Meck Vikings. Soccer team::umm....USA..? Tennis player::Allison! Hockey team::USA. Basketball team::North Meck Vikings. Baseball team::Don't care. Swimmer::I don't know any swimmers. Track star::Or any track stars. Vegetable::Potatoes and corn. Fruit::Grapes. Toothpaste brand::Colgate. Type of computer::HP [[haha...hp...harry potter...hahaha]] Medication::Advil...I guess. Poison::My favorite poison? Type of sword::The pointy kind. Type of gun::Handgun. Planet::Earth. Space feature::Stars. Breed of cat::Tabby. Dog::Chihuahua. Spider::The one with 8 legs. Fish::Guppies! Penguin::The black and white kind, with a beak. Species of crustacean::Crabs. Arachnid::Spiders. Insect::Butterflies. Pair of socks::The one that goes on your feet. Scooby-Doo character::Shaggy. Spongebob Squarepants character::I really don't watch that show. Quote::"If you give a mouse a cookie..." Adage::idk. President::NOT GEORGE W.!! Astrological sign::Aquarius. [imagine why...] Chinese zodiac sign::Horse. Number::3. Short story::Uh...The Gingerbread Man. Word::Zoltan! Definition::zol-tan. Time period::This one. Dictionary brand::Webster's. Series of books::Harry Potter && The Insiders Series Publishing company::idk. Illustrator::idk. Artist::idk. Childhood story::idk. Childhood memory::That bike race...[6 years old & in 2nd place.] Facial expression::Smiles! Serial killer::Jason Voorhees. Medieval torture device::Ew. I do NOT have one. Instrument::Never played an instrument. Brand of chocolate::Hershey's. Candy::Reese's. Brand of candy::Nestle. Time of day::Nighttime. Codename Amour and Adori use::idk. Letter::A. Inside joke::zoltan! Joke::what came first, the chicken or the egg? [[it's really the EGG. i have proof!]] Scent::Vanilla && White Tea with Lily Onomotapoeia::Crash. Alliteration::Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. =>The Ideal Mate<=Hair color::Blonde. Hair length::Medium. Hair style::Boyish. Eye color::Blue. Skin color::White. Any makeup?::No. Clothing style::Preppy. Boyish. Shy or outgoing?::Outgoing. Happy or depressed?::Happy. Funny or serious?::Funny. Abusive or kind?::Kind. Respectful or perverted?::Respectful. Completely describe their personality::Amazing, loving, charming, smart, relaxed. This is another space if you need it::Thanks. Ideal height::Taller than me. Ideal weight::Don't care. Body type::Athletic. Completely describe their appearances::Blonde hair, blue eyes, easy smile. This is another space if you need it::Thanks again. Cup size or condom size::OH...MY...GAWD!! [it's a size!]