Honestly....
So as we all know, everyone gets random messages from strangers on MySpace (or what have you) and I just don't get it. I assume that most of these guys that message me are genuinely your average every day normals guys whose balls just happen to grow to the size of watermelons the moment they step online and search people out. I've been asked the craziest shit. I usually respond with lengthy comebacks that basically make them sound like an idoit. They all write back the same thing: "Haha. I honstly didn't think you'd write back. I was kind of just figuring 'What the hell?'" I then start to hear the tale of someone very different than the sicko who messaged me. That said, I still won't talk to them again. Tonight, I received this little 'shout out' if you will:
Are you ignoring me??!:)...You are absolutely beautiful!...smart, rich and fun male from Hingham, Massachusetts-Looking for a beautiful, fun woman that I can spoil in every way and be with long term...Message me back so we can talk!~smile
p.s. will you marry me??! message me back so we can talk!!
-mike
Honestly, Mike. You think that's what a girl wants to hear? Your MySpace is filled with Thanksgiving and Birthday well wishes from a bunch of sluts... some way out of your league who are there to make you feel better about yourself, the others are basically white trash who who are there because you think you make them feel better about themselves. Now, you threw me off at first Mike. I thought you assumed I was smart, rich and fun. Silly me, I was thrown off by your horrid punctuation. Smart, indeed. Especially since you're willing to spoil me, a stranger, with whatever I want AND a long term relationship. Can I please bring you home to mom and dad, because they'll just love this catch I aquired on MySpace. However, if you are rich, from what I see of your shitty apartment and bad haircut in your pictures, it tells me otherwise. But if I'm so amazing (and you would know that because .... you.... never.... met... me...), then how about you use all that money and pay off my student loans? That would really win my heart.... and you know what? Hell!! I'll marry ya, too!!! God, I'm so beautiful (flips hair to the left), fun (flips hair to the right) and now I'm totally spontanious, too (giggles)!
Wait! But speaking of fun, and you being a self-proclaimer of fun, I can completely tell how much fun you are by the trying-to-be-serious-and-sexy-at-the-same-time expression you have on your face in every bad webcam picture of you. Smiles abound, I know, outside the world of the internet. I can sense it. I can tell that FUN is not just a noun... but also your middle name.
You ask am I ignoring you??
Yes...... Yes I am.....