Our BBQ at the hizzell...
As I sit here feeling guilty for stuffing my face with grilled peppers and aspargus....I ponder the rules of which all would abide by...if I ruled the world...
1. Everyone should learn beers and types...just as they learn the alphabete....being as the legal drinking age of the land is 10. (cuts out the loathing)
2. Music and the history there of will be added to the text books...right along side the battle of bunker hill!
3. Everyone will do at least a year in the armed forces. (everyone should have a taste) knowing the baskin robins flavors just is not enough.
4. Everyone wears a tiara on there birthday for no less than 24 hours. It is your day...and everyone should know...you wont feel as bad as they wash your feet. (see number 5)
5. On your birthday...there will be a ritual washing of the feet. Jesus should not be the only one who gets in on the foot washing action.
6. On your 21st birthday...after you have enjoyed life to the fullest with out worries of education....retirement plans and what not...you have the chance to choose your career...at this time you will be place in an apprentic type situation where you learn the ropes and what not...with out paying a ba jillion dollars for school...you learn what is needed and strive to be the best at what you love by watching someone else do what they love.
7. On your 21st birthday you will also choose your religion...or of course to not choose at all.
8. Health care is free...as those who chose to be dr will get there education for free....they will have free acomodations and what not ...just as preachers do...they will drive around in a lexus just like preacher as they will live off of the donations of the poor in the same manner.
9. Women will be implanted with birthcontrol devices upon their birth..which will not be removed until the day after they wear a tiara for 24 hours...made a choice of there career ....
10. At the age of five...all children will be forced to play a musical instrument...upon their arrival of the age of 21...they can make the choice to A-continue playing...or b-burn the instrument wearing a tiara.
Ok I just made this entire list out of the lack of anything better to do...but bigger and better things have layed themselves before me....thus I must depart...and leave you with but 10 rules of the kingdom of shug.
More later.
shug
1. Everyone should learn beers and types...just as they learn the alphabete....being as the legal drinking age of the land is 10. (cuts out the loathing)
2. Music and the history there of will be added to the text books...right along side the battle of bunker hill!
3. Everyone will do at least a year in the armed forces. (everyone should have a taste) knowing the baskin robins flavors just is not enough.
4. Everyone wears a tiara on there birthday for no less than 24 hours. It is your day...and everyone should know...you wont feel as bad as they wash your feet. (see number 5)
5. On your birthday...there will be a ritual washing of the feet. Jesus should not be the only one who gets in on the foot washing action.
6. On your 21st birthday...after you have enjoyed life to the fullest with out worries of education....retirement plans and what not...you have the chance to choose your career...at this time you will be place in an apprentic type situation where you learn the ropes and what not...with out paying a ba jillion dollars for school...you learn what is needed and strive to be the best at what you love by watching someone else do what they love.
7. On your 21st birthday you will also choose your religion...or of course to not choose at all.
8. Health care is free...as those who chose to be dr will get there education for free....they will have free acomodations and what not ...just as preachers do...they will drive around in a lexus just like preacher as they will live off of the donations of the poor in the same manner.
9. Women will be implanted with birthcontrol devices upon their birth..which will not be removed until the day after they wear a tiara for 24 hours...made a choice of there career ....
10. At the age of five...all children will be forced to play a musical instrument...upon their arrival of the age of 21...they can make the choice to A-continue playing...or b-burn the instrument wearing a tiara.
Ok I just made this entire list out of the lack of anything better to do...but bigger and better things have layed themselves before me....thus I must depart...and leave you with but 10 rules of the kingdom of shug.
More later.
shug