There is a Gaga concert here tonight, and I am not at it. :[
UGH. I GOT MY VERY FIRST TICKET THIS PAST WEEKEND. I was at beckaandzac's house for a Ryan Reynolds movie night (I'm sorry, I have loved him ever since he was Berg on Two Guys, A Girl, And A Pizza Place) and was driving home at like, what, midnight or so? And there was a cop car right behind me at a red light, and as soon as I turned he flipped on his lights and I pretty much pissed myself. I had no idea wtf he could possibly want to pull me over for, but I had had a few glasses of wine and was like OH SHIT WHAT IF I BLOW OVER THE LIMIT??? I don't know how that would've been possible considering I was pretty much stone cold sober, but these are the panicky things you think when you see the cop lights in your rearview. Anyway, I pulled over and it took him a million years to get out of his car and come up to me, and apparently my registration was expired because I AM A COMPLETE AND TOTAL MORON. He was a dick about it and was all like I SHOULD TOW YOU. BUT I WON'T. I WOULD ARREST YOU IF WE WERE IN DC, I USED TO BE A COP IN DC, AND THERE THEY ARREST YOU. I was meek and said "sir" about a trillion times and thanked him even though he was a jerk. And now I have a GODFORSAKEN TICKET. PLUS there was this whole mess where I tried to renew the registration online but couldn't so I had to go to the DMV and when I went there they told me there was a HOLD on it, and I was like wtf and looked it up on the county website and I had to pay a jillion dollars in taxes and fines. And I still have to pay the ticket. Faaaantastic. I HATE BEING A GROWNUP.
Unrelatedly, I was thinking about personality tests yesterday because redragonfly027 was asking me about blood types, and while I was googling them I came across the Japanese blood type personalities. That lead to looking at the Zodiac (I'm a Cancer, and it fits me quite well) which lead to Myers-Briggs (I'm an ENFP and it fits me PERFECTLY) and so on. What are y'all's fave personality predictors? What do they say about you? I know they are often completely hilariously inaccurate and/or written to apply to everyone and/or contradictory, but they are still super fun, imo.
And to end on a high note, A REC: Weekend at Bendy's II, by valiant. You all know as well as I do that Edie is the queen of porn, but this is something special! It's a Sam/Dean/Lisa sequel-ish to Easy Access with crossdressing and genderplay and 16-year-old Sam and all sorts of hot hot amazingness. All of them are so detailed and interesting and the sex is so awesomely different and there's such great atmosphere and just osdingdklfh. This is like, the best Lisa I have ever read.
Unrelatedly, I was thinking about personality tests yesterday because redragonfly027 was asking me about blood types, and while I was googling them I came across the Japanese blood type personalities. That lead to looking at the Zodiac (I'm a Cancer, and it fits me quite well) which lead to Myers-Briggs (I'm an ENFP and it fits me PERFECTLY) and so on. What are y'all's fave personality predictors? What do they say about you? I know they are often completely hilariously inaccurate and/or written to apply to everyone and/or contradictory, but they are still super fun, imo.
And to end on a high note, A REC: Weekend at Bendy's II, by valiant. You all know as well as I do that Edie is the queen of porn, but this is something special! It's a Sam/Dean/Lisa sequel-ish to Easy Access with crossdressing and genderplay and 16-year-old Sam and all sorts of hot hot amazingness. All of them are so detailed and interesting and the sex is so awesomely different and there's such great atmosphere and just osdingdklfh. This is like, the best Lisa I have ever read.