Mein Gott!
JESUS WAS AN ALIEN! Ok, well maybe he wasn't an alien...he was a human/alien hybrid. This particular entry may be hard for some of you to grasp given all of the things that you have learned in the past. You know, the stuff that they teach you in Sunday school. I'm not saying that any of that stuff is wrong, in fact it is possible for it to peacefully coexist with my theory. Without further adieu, on to the journal entry.
The theory revolves around what are commonly referred to a "ancient astronauts." According to some scholars, there is evidence that an alien civilization had contact with early Earth civilizations. More about this later. So, you may be asking yourself,"How does Jesus fit into all of this?" Well my friend, read on and be enlightened.
It is very simple, actually. If the Bible is to be believed, Mary was visited by an angel and told that she would have a virgin birth. Now, what if that "angel" was an alien? The virgin pregnancy? Artificial extraterrestrial insemination. Ok, sounding good so far, right? It gets even better.
Not only does this explain the virgin birth, but it also explains the star that the wise men followed (a UFO) and Jesus' Wacky Powerz(TM). He was an advanced human/alien hybrid.
Now the supporting evidence. One may only look to the Dogan tribe of Africa and the Egyptian civilization to see evidence of ancient astronauts. The France cave paintings depict UFO- like craft right next to the paintings of animals. Interestingly, there is a prevalence of UFOs in Christian paintings.
Hmm, what's that mysterious craft in the background? Someone seems to see it. And here's a close up.
Amazing, yes? Finally, one need look no further than the good book itself. Genesis 6 speaks of how the "sons of the gods" came down from the stars and impregnated human females. interesting...
Well, that's pretty much it. If anyone needs more elaboration or explanations, thinks that I'm an idiot and going to hell, agrees with me or thinks that this is very interesting, leave a comment!
Bye for now.
The theory revolves around what are commonly referred to a "ancient astronauts." According to some scholars, there is evidence that an alien civilization had contact with early Earth civilizations. More about this later. So, you may be asking yourself,"How does Jesus fit into all of this?" Well my friend, read on and be enlightened.
It is very simple, actually. If the Bible is to be believed, Mary was visited by an angel and told that she would have a virgin birth. Now, what if that "angel" was an alien? The virgin pregnancy? Artificial extraterrestrial insemination. Ok, sounding good so far, right? It gets even better.
Not only does this explain the virgin birth, but it also explains the star that the wise men followed (a UFO) and Jesus' Wacky Powerz(TM). He was an advanced human/alien hybrid.
Now the supporting evidence. One may only look to the Dogan tribe of Africa and the Egyptian civilization to see evidence of ancient astronauts. The France cave paintings depict UFO- like craft right next to the paintings of animals. Interestingly, there is a prevalence of UFOs in Christian paintings.
Hmm, what's that mysterious craft in the background? Someone seems to see it. And here's a close up.
Amazing, yes? Finally, one need look no further than the good book itself. Genesis 6 speaks of how the "sons of the gods" came down from the stars and impregnated human females. interesting...
Well, that's pretty much it. If anyone needs more elaboration or explanations, thinks that I'm an idiot and going to hell, agrees with me or thinks that this is very interesting, leave a comment!
Bye for now.