Starring Samuel L. Jackson as Mom

[baldomom]

KID
(at bedtime)
I'm hungry.

SLJ
Do as I say and you'll live.

KID
Okay.

SLJ
If you're hungry you can have a piece of cheese.

KID
You know which Transformer I like? Bumblebee. And I want a bagel.

SLJ
If you're hungry you can have a piece of cheese.

KID
I don't want cheese.

SLJ
Then you're not that hungry.

KID
I'm not hungry for cheese.

SLJ
Hungry is hungry. If you're hungry you can have a piece of cheese.

KID
Dammit, you're mean.

SLJ
Don't make me have to shoot out this window. I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.