Excerpt of the Day: Buffy the Vampire Slayer S02E03 (School Hard)

Feb 08, 2012 20:28

I know I regularly wax poetic about Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I would allude to its excellently snarky dialogue, the fun pop-culture references, spectacular character development, solid seasonal storylines/mythos, Joss Whedon, Buffy/Spike (yes, Buffy/Spike!), and just about everything about it. So featuring the series for my Excerpt of the Day Project has been long overdue.

As in Supernatural, I am not an early-adopter of this series. (Although I think I never really early-adopt anything. XD) I watched it, but didn't become a loyal fan until much later. Maybe because I never cared for the Angel/Buffy angle, which was one of the main storyline-drivers during the first couple of seasons. Angel is a tad too emo for my taste.

I loved Spike, though! So it's not such a surprise that I enjoyed how his relationship with Buffy slowly evolved into... whatever it was it evolved into! ;P

This excerpt is from the episode Spike first appears in (season 2). He drives into Sunnydale in a truck, sporting the cool, rebel-without-a-cause look, a different brand of vampire from the previous season's old fashioned religious fanatics. A fun vampire at last, and with snark to match! ♥



Random vampire minion of the Anointed One (RVMAO): This weekend, the night of Saint Vigius, our power shall be at its peak. When I kill her, it will be the greatest event since the crucifixion. And I should know. I was there.

Spike: (striding in) You were there? Oh, please! If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.

RVMAO: (turns to Spike) I will rip your throat out!

Spike: I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person, and I spent the next six hours watching my hand move. So. Who do you kill for fun around here?

The Anointed One: Who are you?

Spike: Spike. You're that anointed guy. I've read about you. You have Slayer problems. That's a bad piece of luck. Do you know what I find that's real good with Slayers? Killing them.

The Anointed One: Can you?

Spike: A lot faster than nancyboy there. Yeah, I did a couple of Slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. (laughs) Who am I kidding? I love to brag!

***



Spike: Angelus!

Angel: Spike!

Spike: I'll be damned!

Angel: I taught you to always guard your perimeter. You should have someone out there.

Spike: I did. I'm surrounded by idiots. What's new with you?

Angel: Everything.

Spike: Hm? Come up against the Slayer yet?

Angel: She's cute. Not too bright, though. Gave the puppy-dog, I'm-all-tortured act. Keeps her off my back when I feed.

Spike: People still fall for that Anne Rice routine! What a world.

***

Anne Rice vampire references, how quaint! The good old 90s, with its Lestat and Louis, and a whole host of other romantic and tortured vampire souls. Fast forward to today, when all we have is Twilight and its teenage sparklies. Blech.

(Actually, there's a Supernatural vampire episode making fun of Twilight. Maybe I'll feature that next. Or when I'm not too lazy to dig up the DVD. XD)

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