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i found it in: http://hiromana.deviantart.com
> > TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
> > MARIA: Here it is.
> > TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
> > CLASS: Maria.
> > ____________________________________
> > TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
> > JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
> > __________________________________________
> > TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
> > GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
> > TEACHER: No, that's wrong
> > GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
> > ____________________________________________
> > TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
> > DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
> > TEACHER: What are you talking about?
> > DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
> > __________________________________
> > TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
> > have ten years ago.
> > WINNIE: Me!
> > __________________________________________
> > TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
> > GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
> > _______________________________________
> > TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
> > MILLIE: I is..
> > TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
> > MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
> > _________________________________
> > TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
> > tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't
> > punish him?
> > LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
> > ______________________________________
> >
> > TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
> > SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
> > ______________________________
> >
> > TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
> > your brother's. Did you copy his?
> > CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
> > ___________________________________
> > TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
> > people are no longer interested?
> > HAROLD: A teacher
> > TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
> > MARIA: Here it is.
> > TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
> > CLASS: Maria.
> > ____________________________________
> > TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
> > JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
> > __________________________________________
> > TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
> > GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
> > TEACHER: No, that's wrong
> > GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
> > ____________________________________________
> > TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
> > DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
> > TEACHER: What are you talking about?
> > DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
> > __________________________________
> > TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
> > have ten years ago.
> > WINNIE: Me!
> > __________________________________________
> > TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
> > GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
> > _______________________________________
> > TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
> > MILLIE: I is..
> > TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
> > MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
> > _________________________________
> > TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
> > tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't
> > punish him?
> > LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
> > ______________________________________
> >
> > TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
> > SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
> > ______________________________
> >
> > TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
> > your brother's. Did you copy his?
> > CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
> > ___________________________________
> > TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
> > people are no longer interested?
> > HAROLD: A teacher