No More Trouble
So last night I am sitting around recharging from an eventful weekend when the phone began to ring. I picked it up and it was an extremely random phone call from a girl at work. I have never really hung out with her. Much less talked to her, but she was feeling the need to call me. Anyway after listening to her talk to me for awhile I started to realize what this was. She wanted a piece of my ass. So I decided that I would tell her where I stood on the matter. I told her that I really don't want a girlfriend right now and all that other stuff that deters others from thinking you want anything more than a good lay. She seemed pretty cool about it then invited me over to "watch a movie". So being the weak willed man I am, I accepted. The sex was horrible and what I was looking forward to as an incredible set of breasts ended up being the most padded padded bra I have ever seen. Oh and she wasn't really active either. So I left after the act comfortable in the fact that at least I wouldn't have to deal with her again. The phone has now rung for the 5th time today with her name on the caller ID. What the fuck is going on here??!!??!!