So. Yeah.

[bakunin_burger]

Okay. I had this whole post planned out. I had a subject. I had a song I wanted to be playing when I wrote it. I even had an icon picked out.

I can't write that. It's... uh... yeah, I can't write that.

I would just like the world to know that:

This is much, much better. Thank you.

Comments

[on_the_dot]

I'd say "get some" but that's too crude, even when talking about two of my best friends.

Eh, I'll say it anyway.

[b_pendennis]

even when talking about two of my best friends

Oh, thank you. THAT just made his whole little rambling mess click into coherence.

I gotta agree with the sentiment, though.

[bakunin_burger]

You would agree, wouldn't you?

You whore. Although hey, whore can play the trumpet somethin' fierce.

I know you're gone for the weekend, but remember, Monday night, band practice.

[b_pendennis]

Yes. That would be me. Cheap, easy, and good for a serial killer's target or two when you're done with me.

I'll be back by Monday. Speaking of the weekend...you up for feeding a monkey while I'm gone?

[bakunin_burger]

Monkey? Sure, I guess, if you provide the food? I don't know what the fuck monkeys eat, yo.

[agatha_xie]

don't they eat bananas? and large-breasted blonde women? this is purely based on movies and hearsay, mind you.

[bakunin_burger]

Hmm. Worth a shot? I'll have a kitten in my room, too...

... my dorm has become a zoo.

[bakunin_burger]

...

You're a bad influence on me.

You are a bad influence on me.

Does this compute in anyone's brain?

[on_the_dot]

MMMMWAAAHHHHH. Perfect sense.

[bakunin_burger]

Only in your mind, short-stuff. Only in your mind.

[agatha_xie]

*puts "some" on her shopping list*

did you want the lite version of that, sugarpie? because, you know... that ass of yours...

[on_the_dot]

Why do people always call me sugar?

Oh, God.

[agatha_xie]

because it's so ironic. it's like calling a fierce, blood-drinking harpy "fluffums."