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[bakudan_shounen]

... I.. I'm sorry about the ship guys...

... My bad.

I'm not fucking sorry about why. I regret I missed my target... I'll do better next time.

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[turnipsmeister]

You know, I've got a cousin who's famous for missing his targets. His record's bringing down a full flight of red dragons along with Yanki riders when he was trying to knock a spiderweb off his porch.

[bakudan_shounen]

W-Wow, that's pretty fucked up! I mean... They guy I was aiming for is... very lucky. I missed him. Blew up the whole fucking ship.

[turnipsmeister]

Ah, now that is something I can sympathise with myself. Now I'm stuck on my own little craft with precious little aerial ability because I decided to see if I could beat my Uncle Ritchie's air speed record, of course he set his on a griffon that had been eating old ma Jansen's Special Turnip Mash for a week before.

[bakudan_shounen]

... I- AH... I don't think we're on the same page...

[turnipsmeister]

Why, blowing up ships of course! Of course, there was that time when I sunk my dear cousin Rancibald's own little naval contraption after over-imbibing on the ol' turnip juice.

[bakudan_shounen]

Were you in an argument or something?

... over-imbibing on turnip juice...

[turnipsmeister]

Well not really, Rancibald had just lit a brazier and I turned round to get another turnip kebob off the rack and let rip something awful right into the fire. The ship caught light and sunk in a matter of seconds, luckily we were testing out Uncle Leo's Instant-Giant-Turnips (Just Add Water) and we used them as liferafts.

[bakudan_shounen]

W-Well that's a little much...

[turnipsmeister]

Oh not at all, those beauties swelled up to a size that you could comfortably lie down on so long as you're not much bigger than a gnome.

[bakudan_shounen]

Okay, now I'm really lost.

[turnipsmeister]

Oh I quite agree, one of the few things the mighty turnip cannot be bent to is compass bearings. Although I do have plans in that department, I hear that there is a great iron turnip on an island here abouts. If I could just find it then the possibilities are endless!

[bakudan_shounen]

Why do you keep on talking about them?!

[turnipsmeister]

About what?

[bakudan_shounen]

Fucking turnips!? I mean, really... I wasn't even.. YOU BROUGHT THAT UP. GUH.

[turnipsmeister]

My dear sir, are you suggesting I have an undue fondness for the humble turnip?

[bakudan_shounen]

Well, you won't shut up about them... It's part of your username, for Christ's sake!