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Mar 15, 2011 09:33

Dear Teenage Girls of Philadelphia,

We are not Rihanna. We are not Lady Gaga. We are not even Madonna circa 1985. I implore you to stop wearing crinoline skirts with nothing under them or on top of them. Not only can we see your underwear, it looks like a mistake. This is one time I will advocate for leggings.

Special note to the girl on my bus this morning: If you absolutely must indulge in this trend, please do not wear white underwear under your black crinoline. That's just awful.

Love,
Meg
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