Mar 15, 2011 09:33
Dear Teenage Girls of Philadelphia,
We are not Rihanna. We are not Lady Gaga. We are not even Madonna circa 1985. I implore you to stop wearing crinoline skirts with nothing under them or on top of them. Not only can we see your underwear, it looks like a mistake. This is one time I will advocate for leggings.
Special note to the girl on my bus this morning: If you absolutely must indulge in this trend, please do not wear white underwear under your black crinoline. That's just awful.
Love,
Meg