It's September
Wake me up, when September comes~
Okay that was cliche. I just cut my nails, so they will no longer be long and curved and nicely manicured and scary. So now they're blunted and short and fugly but still capable of scratching other people so they're still (secretly) scary.
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Mid-autumn festival is coming!! I anticipate mooncakes and pomelos!! WOOHOO!! I love mooncakes and pomelos! Somehow the laxative effect pomelos have on other people don't work on me. I am capable of eating an entire pomelo for a meal without feeling like throwing up or going to the loo. No doubt yilin has bad memories about pomelos and their association with me.
Apparently laxative effects don't really work on me. For example, candies like Ricola (apparently you really feel shitty in the literal sense if you consume one whole box), excessive amounts of raisins. If you know of anymore you can let me know and I'll see whether they work. If I'm interested in testing them out in the first place, that is.
Oily stuff and spicy stuff works though. But they're gross anyway, so who wants to eat them in excess anyway. DX
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Okay, my mother just insulted the hc dragon and lion dance troupe shirt that I brought home to wash. Lol. She dug it out from the washing machine, where we usually dump all our dirty clothes, so that she can throw them back in by colour, then she saw it, then she went, "Oh, why do you have this shirt-- aiyoh, why is it so ugly?!" This is hilarious. Actually I share her sentiments, but by tradition, lion dance troupes usually have neon uniforms so that we can be loud and flaming and attention seeking. So no can do.
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Promos are in less than 30 days away. I am absolutely not worrying about anything. My life starts going into shambles from this point onwards, as I am unable to take H3 in the future due to laziness in JC1 promotional exams and therefore, I will be unable to obtain a good scholarship, and I cannot take all the bloody expensive university courses and end up with one that's meagre and unsatisfactory and I shall be a common and untalented office lady till the day I retire and then die from boredom or something equally bland. In summary, I will lead a common and boring life, as with other common and boring people.
That is so unappetising. I always knew that I will end up in that path, but I was just wondering when I will finally tread upon it and walk down it to a point of no return.
Okay that was cliche. I just cut my nails, so they will no longer be long and curved and nicely manicured and scary. So now they're blunted and short and fugly but still capable of scratching other people so they're still (secretly) scary.
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Mid-autumn festival is coming!! I anticipate mooncakes and pomelos!! WOOHOO!! I love mooncakes and pomelos! Somehow the laxative effect pomelos have on other people don't work on me. I am capable of eating an entire pomelo for a meal without feeling like throwing up or going to the loo. No doubt yilin has bad memories about pomelos and their association with me.
Apparently laxative effects don't really work on me. For example, candies like Ricola (apparently you really feel shitty in the literal sense if you consume one whole box), excessive amounts of raisins. If you know of anymore you can let me know and I'll see whether they work. If I'm interested in testing them out in the first place, that is.
Oily stuff and spicy stuff works though. But they're gross anyway, so who wants to eat them in excess anyway. DX
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Okay, my mother just insulted the hc dragon and lion dance troupe shirt that I brought home to wash. Lol. She dug it out from the washing machine, where we usually dump all our dirty clothes, so that she can throw them back in by colour, then she saw it, then she went, "Oh, why do you have this shirt-- aiyoh, why is it so ugly?!" This is hilarious. Actually I share her sentiments, but by tradition, lion dance troupes usually have neon uniforms so that we can be loud and flaming and attention seeking. So no can do.
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Promos are in less than 30 days away. I am absolutely not worrying about anything. My life starts going into shambles from this point onwards, as I am unable to take H3 in the future due to laziness in JC1 promotional exams and therefore, I will be unable to obtain a good scholarship, and I cannot take all the bloody expensive university courses and end up with one that's meagre and unsatisfactory and I shall be a common and untalented office lady till the day I retire and then die from boredom or something equally bland. In summary, I will lead a common and boring life, as with other common and boring people.
That is so unappetising. I always knew that I will end up in that path, but I was just wondering when I will finally tread upon it and walk down it to a point of no return.