[drabble] When Jin got drunk (and tried to rape Tegoshi)
Tittle: When Jin got drunk
Author: bakaperv
Genre: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: 1st, kinky stuff, 2nd, un-beta-ed and i'm really sorry for my mistakes.
Summary: The tittle says it~
A/N: I haven't written from so long~ This idea came up when i was visiting my cramps. And cuz i'm too lazy to write a proper oneshot, you'll have to deal with this :D Personally, I had fun writing this, hope you like it too ;3
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It was just a normal morning at Jin and Kame's apartment. The birds were singing, the sun was shining bright - everything was perfect, or not. Jin Akanishi woke up, disturbed by the sunlight, which was shining right into his eyes, with huge hangover. Plus, his everything ached, this includes the ass too. Actually, this was the part which ached the most.
He tried to put his hand over his eyes to stop the oh-so-annoying sunshine but he couldn't. He tried the same thing with his other hand too. But both of them were tied to each side of the bed. And he was naked. His eyes widened.
`K-KAMEEE!!`, Jin screamed as if somebody touched his collarbones. After a minute Kame rushed in the room and looked around.
`What? Where's the fire?`, he started asking looking at the windows, bathroom, table, lamp...`Oh, so you woke up?`, he finally asked amused Jin, after he was done checking every single thing in the room.
`Kamee~` Jin whined, pouting and making faces. Kame just flashed him a smile.`Ok, what happened last night?`
`From the beginning?`
`Hell yeah!`
`Well, you wanted us to have a party for some reason and we invited Ryo, Pi, Koki, Maru, Ueda, Tego-nyan, Massu...`, and so he started to make a list of half of the JE's idols, debuted and not.
`Could you skip to the..?`, the older one asked.
`Oh, right. So, after they came you tried to drunk me, but instead of that you got drunk looooong before me. Everyone was dancing and having fun, drinking and fucking on some wall, the kitchen, the bathroom, the..`
`Next.`
`Fine, fine. In the end you were so drunk that you mistook Tegoshi for me and were about to fuck him, but I was in time stopping you. Poor Tego-nyan, now he probably is stressed as hell because of you! After that i told them to leave and they did. Next you wanted ME to do YOU. You know, you were soo~ interesting. On your knees begging me.`
Kame, please! Fuck me! I beg you! Fuck mee!, Kame started imitating him, laughing from time to time.
`Ahem!`, Jin fake-coughed making the younger one stand up and stop laughing.
`And so, I fucked you. This explains you why you have assache!`, and with that Kame burst out laughing again.
`Now if you care to tell me why I'm tied and why my legs, back, and everything else hurts?`, Jin tried not to look like that, but the annoyance was showed on his face.
`That probably is from the vibrator, the chains, the belts, the whip, the leashes... and the other kinky stuff.`, the man smiled brightly at him, obviously not noticing his widen eyes.
`What.. What the hell have you done to me?`
`Actually, my beloved JinJin, it was all your idea!`, then again he smiled. Jin just gulped.
`Um, Kame, would.. would you explain me one more thing?`
`Yeah, of course, ask whatever you want!`
`Well... what.. why is thing purple ring on my cock?`
`I thought you'd never ask! I somehow knew that you wouldn't remember what happened last night.. So we'll do it again. Now.`, Kame smiled evilly and started walking to the bed.
`No, please.. NOOOOO!!`
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P.S. I hope my lazyness will go away soon and I'll resume my multi-chap. fic - Jinx, so please don't drop it ;3
And as always - comments are love <3