[one-shot] little jin is not innocent anymore
Title: little Jin is not innocent anymore
Author: bakanishi08
Pairing: AKAME
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack, more on stupidity
Disclaimer: i don't own them.. but there's a place i own them.(in my dreams :D)
A/N: this is my first akame one-shot so feel free to throw anything on me... just please don't brick me >.< AND! this is a 2-part one-shot. PLUS! read the WARNING please ^^
WARNING! girl! kame / chibi! akame
Summary: little kame and jin are freinds. but one day they take a bath together and ask each other frequently of what they saw. their moms don't want them to know that things because they're too young. that's why little jin had a great idea to search for that things. (omg. i suck at this. please do read.)
little kame and chibi jin were playing at the yard.
yet, jin's okaa~chan called them for lunch. they eat happilly.
actually, it's been one year when they met each other.
jin is a cute little 5 year-old boy and kame is a 4 year-old kawaii chibi.
they're parents are friends, and kame's mommy let kame on jinjin's house because she will go to work.
kame and jin are not-actually-BOTH INNOCENT.
jin knows more things than kame, and kame thinks that what is jin's saying is always correct, like
one time, jin told kame that flowers grow with seeds,
the sky turns gray when it's going to rain,
AND couples are happy at night.
then kame asked why, little jinjin said that he heard his mama
moaning.
then the day after that he asks,
"dad, what's happening last night?"
"nothing jin, mum is just happy last night."
~*~*~*~
and after eating lunch...
"ne~ jin~kun, thanks for the lunch ne~! kame~chan will go home to take a bath then we'll play again ne~"
"eh.. kame~chan, i didn't take a bath yet, let's take a bath together~! " little jinjin suggested.
"is that okay? You're a boy and i am a girl... And you don't have girl's clothes..." chibi kame demanded.
"you... Can borrow my girl-like clothes. And your mum is not yet home, so you can take a bath here" little jin said excitedly.
"ok! Ok! Let's go take a bath together, jin~kun!"
they go to the bathroom, they full the bath tub, open the shower and they play hapilly with their toy rubbi duckie with water and with their dress on.
soon, little jin suggested,
"ne~ kame~chan, jinny will remove clothes, remove yours too so that i can rub your
back like my mum do~!"
"hai! ok! kame~chan will rub jinjin's back and put shampoo to his hair too~" little kame answered back.
they remove their clothes, and now, they are naked. chibi jin's eyes widened when he saw kame.
"eh! what's that?!?!?!" he ask kame directly; pointing kame's private part.
kame's cheeck became red. "noo... ji-jin.. wha-what's th-that?!" she's surprised and point back to jin's part..
"it- it.. looks li-like tha-that.." she added, shyly covering her eyes and point the rubbie duckie.
"ne~! what's that?! it's same as mine!" little jin pointed kame's little nipples.
"ehh~ this and that~" kame replied as she pinched jinjin's nipples.
"ne, kame~chan, you're a girl, it's different. yours will grow bigger and it will be filled with milk."
"no~! i don't like!!!"
"eh? why?"
"because kame~chan will look like a hunchie back person"
"no~ kame~chan... you will grow up as a lady and you will be sexy."
"ehh~ jinjin.. yours.. is..growing.. bigger~ bigger~"
"kame~chan! please don't look at it!"
....
they play with the water together, shampooing each other's hair, and enjoying being together
and still curious with what they saw.
they talk about it. almost a lot.
....
"ne mama~ is my this will grow same as yours?!" kame piont her chest and ask her mum.
"yes, dear. and you will grow bigger as your body become slim and having curves"
"ne.. mum.. yesterday me and jinjin took a bath together, i saw.. i saw..
his rubbie-duckie.. erm.. no! it's more like a elephant! eh?! mum it's like this~" little kame said as she describe what she saw.
"ah~ baby, it's their organ, it will grow bigger too as they grow up, and yours too.
better to not talk about it, sweetie, you're still young"
"ehh? mum~! but i want to know! i want to!" little kame whined.
....
"okaa~chan, girl's chest will grow bigger as they grow up right?"
"yes.. my jin"
"neeeee~ jin's birdie will grow bigger too right?"
"mm~ yeah"
"and~ kaa~ i saw kame~chan's.. ah! the place between her legs~ it's like this~" little jin grab his pencil and paper and draw it, as he show it to her mum.
"oh my~ jin, stop thinking about that stuffs ne, you're still young and you can't handle it"
"mum~ i can~ i can~" little jin whined.
.....
"jin~kun, mom says not to talk about it anymore~" little kame said to jin.
"ne i've got something~ i took it from mom's drawer~" jin said as he show kame, a bra.
"ah~! mom also have that~ what it is called?"
"ah~ i don't know, mom just put it.. like this" jinjin said as he put it on his chest.
"oh i see~"
"you will have to wear like this too"
"yes.. i think..eh jin-kun what's that?" little kame point jin's up up upper lip
"i don't know.. but it will grow longer too."
"will i have like that too?"
"maybe... kame~chan do you know how to make baby?"
"i don't know.. but why?"
"so that we will not be alone and we will have many playmates"
"oh! ok~!!! yeah that'll be fun!"
~*~*~*~
tomorrow morning at school...
"sensei~ sensei~!!!! i have sumthing to ask you~" jinjin said as he run towards his homeroom teacher.
"yes, dear?"
"ne~ i'm shy~"
"it's ok.. say it to me~"
"sensei have children?"
"yes.."
"ne~ how to make babies?" little jin ask conciously.
A/N: omg~ this is my 1st akame pairing fic/oneshot. my 1st akame crack. :D :D please
forgive me on something wrong~ i'm little dizzy now.. please wait for the 2nd part...
gommen for it's too short! comments are welcomed^^
..and i updated the beggining a new life with you..chapter 7 yesterday.. here
thankies^^
Author: bakanishi08
Pairing: AKAME
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack, more on stupidity
Disclaimer: i don't own them.. but there's a place i own them.(in my dreams :D)
A/N: this is my first akame one-shot so feel free to throw anything on me... just please don't brick me >.< AND! this is a 2-part one-shot. PLUS! read the WARNING please ^^
WARNING! girl! kame / chibi! akame
Summary: little kame and jin are freinds. but one day they take a bath together and ask each other frequently of what they saw. their moms don't want them to know that things because they're too young. that's why little jin had a great idea to search for that things. (omg. i suck at this. please do read.)
little kame and chibi jin were playing at the yard.
yet, jin's okaa~chan called them for lunch. they eat happilly.
actually, it's been one year when they met each other.
jin is a cute little 5 year-old boy and kame is a 4 year-old kawaii chibi.
they're parents are friends, and kame's mommy let kame on jinjin's house because she will go to work.
kame and jin are not-actually-BOTH INNOCENT.
jin knows more things than kame, and kame thinks that what is jin's saying is always correct, like
one time, jin told kame that flowers grow with seeds,
the sky turns gray when it's going to rain,
AND couples are happy at night.
then kame asked why, little jinjin said that he heard his mama
moaning.
then the day after that he asks,
"dad, what's happening last night?"
"nothing jin, mum is just happy last night."
~*~*~*~
and after eating lunch...
"ne~ jin~kun, thanks for the lunch ne~! kame~chan will go home to take a bath then we'll play again ne~"
"eh.. kame~chan, i didn't take a bath yet, let's take a bath together~! " little jinjin suggested.
"is that okay? You're a boy and i am a girl... And you don't have girl's clothes..." chibi kame demanded.
"you... Can borrow my girl-like clothes. And your mum is not yet home, so you can take a bath here" little jin said excitedly.
"ok! Ok! Let's go take a bath together, jin~kun!"
they go to the bathroom, they full the bath tub, open the shower and they play hapilly with their toy rubbi duckie with water and with their dress on.
soon, little jin suggested,
"ne~ kame~chan, jinny will remove clothes, remove yours too so that i can rub your
back like my mum do~!"
"hai! ok! kame~chan will rub jinjin's back and put shampoo to his hair too~" little kame answered back.
they remove their clothes, and now, they are naked. chibi jin's eyes widened when he saw kame.
"eh! what's that?!?!?!" he ask kame directly; pointing kame's private part.
kame's cheeck became red. "noo... ji-jin.. wha-what's th-that?!" she's surprised and point back to jin's part..
"it- it.. looks li-like tha-that.." she added, shyly covering her eyes and point the rubbie duckie.
"ne~! what's that?! it's same as mine!" little jin pointed kame's little nipples.
"ehh~ this and that~" kame replied as she pinched jinjin's nipples.
"ne, kame~chan, you're a girl, it's different. yours will grow bigger and it will be filled with milk."
"no~! i don't like!!!"
"eh? why?"
"because kame~chan will look like a hunchie back person"
"no~ kame~chan... you will grow up as a lady and you will be sexy."
"ehh~ jinjin.. yours.. is..growing.. bigger~ bigger~"
"kame~chan! please don't look at it!"
....
they play with the water together, shampooing each other's hair, and enjoying being together
and still curious with what they saw.
they talk about it. almost a lot.
....
"ne mama~ is my this will grow same as yours?!" kame piont her chest and ask her mum.
"yes, dear. and you will grow bigger as your body become slim and having curves"
"ne.. mum.. yesterday me and jinjin took a bath together, i saw.. i saw..
his rubbie-duckie.. erm.. no! it's more like a elephant! eh?! mum it's like this~" little kame said as she describe what she saw.
"ah~ baby, it's their organ, it will grow bigger too as they grow up, and yours too.
better to not talk about it, sweetie, you're still young"
"ehh? mum~! but i want to know! i want to!" little kame whined.
....
"okaa~chan, girl's chest will grow bigger as they grow up right?"
"yes.. my jin"
"neeeee~ jin's birdie will grow bigger too right?"
"mm~ yeah"
"and~ kaa~ i saw kame~chan's.. ah! the place between her legs~ it's like this~" little jin grab his pencil and paper and draw it, as he show it to her mum.
"oh my~ jin, stop thinking about that stuffs ne, you're still young and you can't handle it"
"mum~ i can~ i can~" little jin whined.
.....
"jin~kun, mom says not to talk about it anymore~" little kame said to jin.
"ne i've got something~ i took it from mom's drawer~" jin said as he show kame, a bra.
"ah~! mom also have that~ what it is called?"
"ah~ i don't know, mom just put it.. like this" jinjin said as he put it on his chest.
"oh i see~"
"you will have to wear like this too"
"yes.. i think..eh jin-kun what's that?" little kame point jin's up up upper lip
"i don't know.. but it will grow longer too."
"will i have like that too?"
"maybe... kame~chan do you know how to make baby?"
"i don't know.. but why?"
"so that we will not be alone and we will have many playmates"
"oh! ok~!!! yeah that'll be fun!"
~*~*~*~
tomorrow morning at school...
"sensei~ sensei~!!!! i have sumthing to ask you~" jinjin said as he run towards his homeroom teacher.
"yes, dear?"
"ne~ i'm shy~"
"it's ok.. say it to me~"
"sensei have children?"
"yes.."
"ne~ how to make babies?" little jin ask conciously.
A/N: omg~ this is my 1st akame pairing fic/oneshot. my 1st akame crack. :D :D please
forgive me on something wrong~ i'm little dizzy now.. please wait for the 2nd part...
gommen for it's too short! comments are welcomed^^
..and i updated the beggining a new life with you..chapter 7 yesterday.. here
thankies^^