Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May
notefall and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for
sleepyhead (-10 points). Last Monday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Saturday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last week I turned
kazzisato in for eating carbs (3 points).
Overall, I've been nice (664 points). For Christmas I deserve a Pony Slaystation 3!
Sincerely,
bakamandy
... one more week. Although hell will probably continue for another week due to boxing day/week.
FML