Hello. My name is Kara.
And I am retarded.
I almost burned the house down... Because I was heating taco shells.
I did what it said on the box. And when I came to check on them the oven was on fire and the kitchen filled with smoke.
I didn't know what to do. After I got over the fact that the fire looked awesome, I turned off the oven and said "oh shit" a lot and kind of ran around the kitchen wondering if we had a fire extinguisher.
The dog ran upstairs and hid.
So um...
Normal taco shells, and taco shells by Kara.
Mmmm.
I inhaled enough smoke for all of Russia to get lung cancer.
And my house smells.
ahahaha
Please snow.