Okay, so I used to actively run from anything political (comes from having grandparents who nearly physically fought over it, so dad didn't allow it in the house). However, civic responsibility, blah blah, and people post it on the fb, so I've been keeping up on some of the douchebaggery (and signing lots of petitions. At least I can do that).
But WOW has there been a lot of douchebaggery over the past week. First we got the "Oh, women don't need to be witnesses over the birth control issue, we just need a panel of 5 men", then we got one of Santorum's advocates (big surprise there) saying something along of "Back in the day girls just stuck some penicillin between their knees for birth control" Ummm.. what? I didn't understand, was that supposed to be an english sentence?
And now we (again) get the magic of Walker
This time he decided to pocket the money that was supposed to help foreclosure victims so he could close the deficit that HE HIMSELF MADE to make himself look good. Walker has been the #1 douchebag in my list for quite some time now (yes, above Palin, which is frightening for me to think about). But you know what? He's upped his own status this time. No, sir, you're going to be the Devil's Left Ball Holder. That's right, you'll be holding the devil's junk for all eternity. Because assisting in flushing women bits (and therefore mucking up a lot of the internal pH and biological systems, and likely in this case would probably involve flushing with 7up) is too good for you.
I just.. gah... YOU! COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY DEEP IN OCEAN YOU ARE EVIL!
Yeah, okay, this is angry cinnamon bun level. This is your NSFW warning about the penis:
Dr. Tran - The Furious Little Cinnamon Bun
A small pastry totally loses his shit and runs off in a huff. A frozen novelty dessert pays the price.
View >> Okay I feel a little better. *twitch*