Okay, while I'm not sure why I was over at
weepingcock . . . there I was, reading the entries as I came across them. Suddenly, one to do with fan fiction popped up. I clicked the cut to be met with hilarious images and quotes. I scrolled back up and clicked on the link that was the supposed source of the hilarity. Many lulz have ensued since that moment about five minutes ago.
WTF Fanfiction.
Seriously . . . some of the quotes on this tumblr make Stephanie Meyer look like a master of the English language as we know it.
Seriously. THE FUCK?