guh. teenagers.
Teenage boys officially scare me. My brother's friend, Colton, has been staying over and . . . *blinks* THAT KID IS FUCKING WEIRD. He makes what I am assuming to be joking sexual passes at my brother. And randomly started saying "yeah, Eileen's mine now. She left you and thinks I'm sexy." And apparently Vandigo called him last night after we got off the phone and they had hot steamy sex in a closet somewhere or something . . . When I brought up the distance, he came out with "I flew up there in my private jet." Pffft.
And to add to this, I sent a text to Vandigo that said "Apparently you belong to my brother's friend Colton." Two seconds later, I get a text from an IDAHO number~
I got a New phone yes i belong to him
Wait, what? Oo
This is ilene
Ok?
Im buying batteries
Also: its Eileen genius
Sorry i spelled my own name wrong you make my nipples hard
Spoken: Just so you know, she probably wouldn't say something like that in a text, dude. You suck at role playing.
Ok you make my penis hard
She doesn't have a penis smartass. Now go back into your closet
I want to ride you like a pony
I dont swing your way hun. Try riding ATTIKIT or something. Im sure his closet is big enough
Protip: ATTIKIT is a nickname for my brother, Shelby.
Oyyyyy. My brother has fucking weird friends. I mean, Colton isn't the worst, but he's still a bit obnoxious, even if he's not overly energetic and loud like the rest of them.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
Going off of Colton's little joke:
OHAY VANDIGO, THIS MEANS THAT COLTON'S AN OCTOPUS IF YOU LEFT ME FOR HIM. AND I WON'T TURN YOU IN FOR STATUTORY RAPE, MMKAY? 8D
And then now that Colton's gone, I get another text:
Hey baby its Eileen again
WTF. o_O
And to add to this, I sent a text to Vandigo that said "Apparently you belong to my brother's friend Colton." Two seconds later, I get a text from an IDAHO number~
I got a New phone yes i belong to him
Wait, what? Oo
This is ilene
Ok?
Im buying batteries
Also: its Eileen genius
Sorry i spelled my own name wrong you make my nipples hard
Spoken: Just so you know, she probably wouldn't say something like that in a text, dude. You suck at role playing.
Ok you make my penis hard
She doesn't have a penis smartass. Now go back into your closet
I want to ride you like a pony
I dont swing your way hun. Try riding ATTIKIT or something. Im sure his closet is big enough
Protip: ATTIKIT is a nickname for my brother, Shelby.
Oyyyyy. My brother has fucking weird friends. I mean, Colton isn't the worst, but he's still a bit obnoxious, even if he's not overly energetic and loud like the rest of them.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
Going off of Colton's little joke:
OHAY VANDIGO, THIS MEANS THAT COLTON'S AN OCTOPUS IF YOU LEFT ME FOR HIM. AND I WON'T TURN YOU IN FOR STATUTORY RAPE, MMKAY? 8D
And then now that Colton's gone, I get another text:
Hey baby its Eileen again
WTF. o_O