Crack!Vid: Dean's Not Crying

Mar 17, 2010 22:22

Title: Dean's Not Crying
Characters: Dean/Castiel
Rating: G
Spoilers: Um... Through early S5.
Summary: Yeah. It's pretty self-explanatory.

A/N: So my buddy bet me that I couldn't make a fan-vid, because I am computer illiterate. I wasn't allowed to ask for help (you can probably tell) and I googled a tutorial and used crappy Windows Movie Maker, which I will never use again if I EVER end up make a fanvid again, which is doubtful. Unless I get a new computer. But I digress. IN ANY CASE, I think this turned out hilariously well, in spite of everything. And I totally collected on that bet. TAKE THAT!


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Song "I'm Not Crying" by Flight of the Conchords. The original clips and the music are the properties of their original owners.

Lyrics:

Spoken: So, you're leaving. I can tell. Because I can see you leaving. But if you're trying to break my heart, your plan was flawed from the start. You can't break this heart; it's liquid. It melted when I met you. And as you leave, don't turn back to me. Don't turn around and see if I'm crying. I'm not crying.

Sung: I'm not crying.
It's just been raining,
On my face.
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks,
Please. Please! Don't tell my mates.

I'm not crying.
No, I'm not crying.
And if I am crying, it's not cuz of you,
It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine, you don't know, who is dying.
That's right, dying.
These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me,
I've just been cutting onions.
I'm making a lasagna.
For one.
I'm not crying.
Noooooo!

There's just a little bit of dust in my eyes,
It's from the path that you made
When you said your goodbyes.
I'm not weeping cuz you won't be here to hold my hand.
For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland.
I'm not upset because you left me this way.
My eyes are just a little sweaty today.
They've been looking around,
And they're searching for you,
They've been looking for you,
Even though I told 'em not to.
These aren't tears of sadness, they're tears of joy.
I'm just laughing.
Ha. Ha. Ha-ha. Ha.

I'm sitting at this table called love staring down at the irony of life.
How come we've reached this fork in the road,
And yet it cuts like a knife?
I'm not crying.
I'm no crying.
I'm not cry-hi-hi-hi-hi Cry-hi-hi-hi-iiiiiin'!

rating: g, genre: angst, fandom: supernatural, pairings: dean/castiel, genre: crack

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