Eh, I'll bite.
1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Max needs your old kilts!
2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Max looks like someone who would sweep you off your feet into an early marriage proposal. (Erm...well, I...what?)
(later ones include "Max looks like a wonderful kitty" and "Max looks like my ex-girlfriend")
3: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Max hates corrina. (Boring indeed, but redeemed by the death metal solo project called Max Hates Everyone a few below that)
4: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google:
Max has gone overboard for speedboating
5: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Max Loves A Train (oh shit, and it has something about him wearing an engineer's hat. I DID THAT WHEN I WAS LITTLE!)
6: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Max eats, insane sibling rivalry ensues
(Two more conventional ones that were also awesome - "Max eats sliced turkey breast, yogurt, and fingers while standing up!" and "Max eats cake, Bangkok, Thailand")
7: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Max Has The Facts
8: Type in "[your name] works" in Google:
max works but not min????
9: Type in"[your name] lives" in Google search:
Max lives his life in Technicolor
10: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
max died this morning. he had been laying under a cabinet for the past couple days, today my mom checked on him (THREE PAGES BACK TO GET ANYTHING OF INTEREST. I MAY LIVE FOREVER.)
11: Type in "[your name] will" in Google:
max() will get error message ---------------------------------------
Max needs your old kilts!
2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Max looks like someone who would sweep you off your feet into an early marriage proposal. (Erm...well, I...what?)
(later ones include "Max looks like a wonderful kitty" and "Max looks like my ex-girlfriend")
3: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Max hates corrina. (Boring indeed, but redeemed by the death metal solo project called Max Hates Everyone a few below that)
4: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google:
Max has gone overboard for speedboating
5: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Max Loves A Train (oh shit, and it has something about him wearing an engineer's hat. I DID THAT WHEN I WAS LITTLE!)
6: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Max eats, insane sibling rivalry ensues
(Two more conventional ones that were also awesome - "Max eats sliced turkey breast, yogurt, and fingers while standing up!" and "Max eats cake, Bangkok, Thailand")
7: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Max Has The Facts
8: Type in "[your name] works" in Google:
max works but not min????
9: Type in"[your name] lives" in Google search:
Max lives his life in Technicolor
10: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
max died this morning. he had been laying under a cabinet for the past couple days, today my mom checked on him (THREE PAGES BACK TO GET ANYTHING OF INTEREST. I MAY LIVE FOREVER.)
11: Type in "[your name] will" in Google:
max() will get error message ---------------------------------------