Yes, last night, at around 3 a.m.-ish, someone broke into our house... I went to sleep a little before 2 a.m. so maybe they started working on the kitchen window grill some time after that...
At around 3 a.m-ish, my dad suddenly woke up and he opened the door and saw someone, running from the hall towards the kitchen... He must of been on his way
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*nod nod*
i work my butt off to make money so i can buy stuff inside the house and some moron who are too lazy to work just try to steal them of from me... they need to be taught a lesson..
the night before, i wasn't asleep the whole night, they didn't try to break in.. had they tried that night, i would probably try to hurt at least one of them..
i have plan (which is the same plan i have been formulating inside my head all these years in case of emergency)... first, i would call the police (hp is always right next to me while i'm surfing the internet late at night)..
then i would go downstairs slowly, armed with a bottle of cologne and a pair of scissors (i have a strong, and mean looking one in my room to cut my plants and such)... throw the cologne at his face to blind him, and stab at him using the scissors.. and then i would ran towards the table in the dining room and grab a knife (very sharp since it is frequently sharpen), stab him again and twist it...
after that i'll scream for help and i'll sit on him while pressing against his wounds so that it will be too painful for him to move or resist and i will keep him in pain until the police comes... the end.. XD
well, i guess the advantage is that i know the layout of my house really well and i know where every sharp objects (to stab and slash), heavy obects (to plummet) and glass objects (to throw) around my house... and also, i don't have a life and there had been a few occasions where i checked and imagine where i could hide in my house, where the shadows will play a part in hiding me, etc.. i have an overly imaginative mind... i think and planned to that extend... and i'm just itching to use one of my plans to good use sometimes... XD
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