OH NOW I REMEMBER WHY I WAS ON LIVEJOURNAL IN THE FIRST PLACE
I HATE JESS
MY MOTHER DOESN'T LIKE 99% OF GIRLS THAT I BRING TO THE HOUSE
SHE IS IN FUCKING LOVE WITH JESS
ALL THEY TALKED ABOUT WERE HER PLANTS AND HOW TO COOK EXOTIC THAI FOOD AND HOW NATURE IS AMAZING
THEN JESS STARTS TALKING HOCKEY TO MY DAD
MY DAD NEVER TALKS HOCKEY TO GIRLS. HIS JAW WAS ON THE GROUND
SHE'S TAKING OVER MY HOUSE
MY MOM AFTERWARDS ASKS ME:
"Nathan I like that girl. She is interesting. But she likes Canucks."
"Yeah she likes them because her boyfriend was a huge fan"
"BOYFRIEND?! Oh no..."
"...ex-boyfriend."
"EX-BOYFRIEND? YAY"
I HATE HER
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
MY MOTHER DOESN'T LIKE 99% OF GIRLS THAT I BRING TO THE HOUSE
SHE IS IN FUCKING LOVE WITH JESS
ALL THEY TALKED ABOUT WERE HER PLANTS AND HOW TO COOK EXOTIC THAI FOOD AND HOW NATURE IS AMAZING
THEN JESS STARTS TALKING HOCKEY TO MY DAD
MY DAD NEVER TALKS HOCKEY TO GIRLS. HIS JAW WAS ON THE GROUND
SHE'S TAKING OVER MY HOUSE
MY MOM AFTERWARDS ASKS ME:
"Nathan I like that girl. She is interesting. But she likes Canucks."
"Yeah she likes them because her boyfriend was a huge fan"
"BOYFRIEND?! Oh no..."
"...ex-boyfriend."
"EX-BOYFRIEND? YAY"
I HATE HER
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE