Your Father's in rehab...

[bajorki]

Mom: Oh by the way your father--
Me: My father??!
Mom: - your father
Me: Jesus?? You better be talking about Jesus because Jesus is my Daddy.
Mom:  no I'm talking about George your--
Me: Oh! Your HUSBAND
Mom: Yes, my husband. your father.
Me: MY  father?!?
Mom: Yes! Your father! Anyway He's gonna move in with us soon because he's in rehab and he really needs his family right                     now.
Me :....wha....hu..I dont...understa--....here?? with....us?!.....wha??....
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....ah yes...And so it begins