The Bajingo Legacy - 2.5
I'll save the apologizes for later. 8D;
LET'S GET RIGHT TO THE POSTING!
Preview by frigeo!
In the last post
(Like 8 weeks ago? D:)
Fawn died AND MY HEART BROKE.
All the kids grew up.
Then Bear died AND MY HEART BROKE ONCE AGAIN.
Rilah moved in with Wolf and farted out a kid named Dolphin.
Then they did the nasties to produce more.
AND THERE WE BEGIN!
With Rilah, checking out herself as usual.
.. She looks weird here.
Rilah: *clear throat* WOW I SURE HOPE THERE AIN'T NO GHOSTS IN THERE NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE EATING MY BREAKFAST THERE.
Fawn: !
Fawn: One would think that you'd get used to me. I:I
Rilah: YES, BUT I WILL NEVER.
Rilah has the trait; Coward.
Rilah: Looking good there, honey.
Wolf: *grunt*
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Since Rilah is preggosaurus agan, she decided to check in with her family and let them rub her belly for good luck.
Reuh: I enjoy the fact that you are fat now.
Rilah: .. Oh hell n-
Rilah: *repeatedly kicks trashcan* COME OUT AND SAY THAT AGAIN WHORE AND I'LL RIP YOU A NEW ONE ARARAFHDHGSDJASIKDFSFHJS
Reuh: *hiding in trashcan* DDD8
.. THAT WENT WELL. 8D;
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For a much sweeter approach, DOLPHIN IS GETTING OUT OF MAGGOTHOOD!
Wolf and the one I hope is a maid are really happy about it!
Hello, Dolp-..
Why are your eyes a greyish green/greenish grey?
Yellow + Pink = That?
..
Hm.
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OH SURE RILAH LET US FART OUT THE SECOND ONE RIGHT AWAY
Tadaa!
It's a boy, and his name is SEAL!
Wha-.. No.
YES. asdsadsfkdsgkjfdjk
Hrm.
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Rilah: Wolf.
Wolf: Hm?
Rilah: Another one.
Wolf: K.
8D
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Rilah: ...
Fawn: *giggle*
Rilah: OH NO I BETTER GET SOME GASOLINE AND SET THAT CHAIR ON FIRE AS IT SEEMS TO BE HAUNTED.
Fawn: !
Fawn: You are no fun.
Rilah: Boohoo. Do whatever you want, just don't.. be all ghostish.
Fawn: .. Can I use your computer?
Rilah: Sure, honey.
He will play WoW for all eternity.
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Babysitter: Music? No, I am WAY TO AWESOME AND UNDERGROUND to listen to music.
Repair Woman: You.. you don't look that underground..
Wolf: Uh, HEY. I don't.. you shouldn't... My wife said.. HEY! DO YOUR JOB! OR SOMETHING!
Babysitter: What's the deal?
Wolf: YOU ARE NOT DOING YOUR JOB AND I AM NOT AS GOOD A YELLER AS MY WIFE SO I WILL JUST GLARE NOW.
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BABY BAZOINKY-TIME!
Seal: Mom. I have red eyes. Mom. Mom. I am hungry. Mom.
Dolphin!
The look of being dead inside is because she hates the outdoors. :D
But not enough to NOT play chess with her dad!
Dolphin: Dad. I think mom needs a facial. She is beginning to look a little rough.
Wolf: What are you talking about? Your mother looks great ALL THE TIME!
Dolphin: You know nothing. xC
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Wolf: So, I am thinking about introducing the children to Roberto.
Rilah: Your teddybear?
Rilah: ASDJADKJ?!
Wolf: Alright.. alright, I should calm down before having this discussion.. but..
Wolf: BY TEDDYBEAR YOU MUST MEAN MY BEST AND ONLY FRIEND?!
Rilah: Hey, I'm about to give birth, so could we do this later?
Wolf: He was with me when my dads died. Were you? No.
Rilah: Oh, psch. Big deal. Your dads are haunting our house.
Cabbie: Assbaby. D:
GIVE IT UP FOR
SQUID BAJINGO!
Wolf: Honey?
Rilah: Mh?
Wolf: .. How about another one?
Rilah: Sure.
Wolf: Really?!
Rilah: If you carry it this time.
Wolf: Bh-.. No more.
Rilah: K.
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Just visiting Sparrow.
The ears. <3
MEANWHILE;
GUESS WHO THIS IS?!
It's SIXTEN!
Otters son!
The cousin!
Apparently, he and Dolphin are doing humwarrk together.
BEFORE SPEEDING HOME FOR BIRTHDAYS!
*snort*
Nice, Seal.
Apparently, he is screaming about something? 8I
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Dolphin: Hey, grandpa!
Fawn: OH hello! :]
Dolphin: You mind cleaning the bathroom?
Fawn: Not at all!
Fawn: Y
Fawn: Son?
Wolf: Yes, dad?
Fawn: Hello.
Wolf: Hi.
Fawn: I just cleaned your bathroom.
Wolf: Dad, you don't have t-
Fawn: May I use your TV?
Wolf: Of course.
Fawn: :D!
askdjaskjds cute.
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Rilah is playing tag with Seal!
Rilah: *wheeeeeeeeze wheeeeeeze*
Seal: HA HA HA YOU ARE OLD AND SLOW Y/Y?
Rilah: . . .
Rilah: *marches in to age up her other son*
Squid: *looks like a old man*
NO RILAH
DA DA DA DAAAAAA
YOU FOUND THE TODDLER!
HOW will he grow up?
(Really well, I can tell you that.)
And that is my comeback.
I AAAAAAM SOOOOO SORRRRRYYYYY
I HAVE BEEN REALLY BUSY AND NOT FEELING IT BUT NOW I HAVE MY GROOVE BACK OR SOMETHING
AND LOOK, LJ-CUT IS WORKING! 8D
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Please be here, readers. :'I