The Bajingo Legacy - 2.4
(I AM SORRY.
Still no LJ-cut. I can't figure out how to solve this.)
OOOOH LORDIE!
I've been off for quite a while now, haven't I. 8D;;
Well, let's not dawdle.
Let's get right to
THE BAJINGO LEGACY - 2.4
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We begin..
WITH A TRAGEDY! D8
Fawn: .. *oddly at peace with himself*
Death: So, hey, how's it goin'?
Fawn: .. Fine, actually.
Death: You nervous? It's goin' to be alright.
Fawn: No, I'm actually.. calm.
Sam: wtf is this shit
Fawn: Wouldn't it be easier to leave it with my family?
Death: Yeah, but.. it's so much extra work and..
Fawn: Oh, alright.
Death: I'm already late, so..
Fawn: I'm sure my family will understand.
Death: Yeah.. Well, there's not really any rules, except that you may only wander around at night.
Besides that, you can do whatever you want.
Fawn: Great! I appreciate your work. Thank you.
Goodbye, Fawn.
You were forever close to having a mental breakdown, but you were warm, caring and took care of your weird-ass family.
I'll always love you. <3
Meanwhile:
Bear: WHY ARE I HEARTBORKEN
Alright, this is actually really sad.
Bear doesn't want to sleep alone, so he snuck into Wolfs room and sleeps there now.
UHUHUHUHH *heartb0rken*
For breakfast, they all eat leftovers that Fawn made.
D':
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LET US STOP THIS SADFEST!
I welcome the newest member of the family:
Mike the Butterfly!
Mike: :]
Are you happy about the butterfly, Sparrow?
Sparrow: NO, IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY 8D
Wolf: Hrmf, stepping into adulthood. Been there, done that. What else is new?
Otter: Shut up, Wolf.
I love her smirk.
Sparrow: :o..
SO WHAT HAPPENS TO THE GIRLS?!
Otter moved in with Edin Keaton and their son Sixten.
(Scandinavian name. Don't ask.)
But Edin is GONE!
Really! I can't find him!
The asswipe left his babymama with his mama, Justine.
Thankfully, Justine hasn't kicked her out yet.
Sparrow, on the other hand, is to live with her love; Sam.
.. It's just that Sam hasn't grown up yet.
So I will stick around 'til he does.
WHICH LEADS US TO THE HORRIBLE TRAGEDY WHERE BEAR DIES
WITHOUT ME BEING THERE
Bear, you were a kick-ass dude and awesome agent.
I love you too.
Rest in peace.
But enough saddy sad sad!
BIRTHDAY!
And THAT is where I leave Sparrow.
Have fun, girl.
So where does that leave Wolf?
Well, he calls Rilah over!
Rilah has decided to grow up too! 8D
Wolf: Hello.
Rilah: How do you do?
-SCHLOROROHOOHPH-
Wolf: Rilah, you are hot. Like, really hot. And I like that.
But you are also smart and funny. And I like that too.
Rilah: D'aaw, you're sweet. Yeah, I'm really something.
Wolf: Yes! So I have decided..
Wolf: .. that I want to be with you.
Rilah: HOLY CRAP ON A STICK!
Wolf: Except when I need to be alone.
Rilah: Shut up. I accept. Let's go upstairs.
Wolf: .. Rilah, I don't want to have sex with you in my dead parents bed.
Rilah: But it's so comfy.
Wolf: No.
Rilah: Aw.
RILAH!
[All her stuff soon to be inserted here]
Rilah: You are cute. Go make me a salad.
Oh, whipped. <3
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Rilah: And I will wear long pink gloves and you will wear a purple tie.
Rilah: .. Unless you have an opinion.
Wolf: About what?
Rilah: The wedding.
Wolf: Hm.
Wolf: Whatever makes you happy, honey.
Rilah: Really?!
Wolf: I'm just happy I'm getting married to you. :'}
Rilah: Oh, this is going to be sweeeeet.
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BEAR <3
Bear: Hello, son. How ar-
Wolf: Great that you are here and all, dad. But Rilah is feeling crappy and I'd appreciate it if you didn't use the
treadmill tonight. It makes a lot of noise and I know that you were going for it.
Bear: .. I understand, Wolf. Now, if you excuse me, I will smack you up the head and work out on the treadmill.
Wolf: What?
Rilah: JASKDSJADJ
PREGNANT'D
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Just showing off his new outfit. <3
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Rilah takes a pregnant stroll on the town.
Her siblings!
Rudin and Reuh!
Where is your hot tamale-mother? 8D
Oh.
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Rilah: Wolf? I found this awesome house. Let's live here now.
Wolf: *RUSHES HOME*
With Roberto, of course.
Rilah does NOT trust Mike.
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Rilah: Has he not noticed I am pregnant? Hrm.
Rilah: Hey, honey, you know that one time in Keatons bathroom? With the bucket?
Wolf: Hurrrrh.. Yeah. That was awesome.
Rilah: Haaahh.. Yeah.. ... What was I supposed to.. OH!
Rilah: I'm pregnant.
Wolf: I will quit my job and name the child Roberto.
Rilah: Haahaha. No and no.
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<3
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Rilah: .. Wolf.
Wolf: Mh?
Rilah: Never let our kid watch this crap.
Wolf: K. So when are we getting married?
Rilah: MARRIED?! Oh no, you listen here, boy.
I am not getting married until I have farted this kid out and since YOU are the one who PUT
this KID in me in the FIRST PLACE, YOU are GOING TO HAVE TO SIT ON YOUR SWEET ASS and WAIT.
Wolf: Yeah, but.. *sings* I can hear the beeeeells ~!
Wolf slept on the couch that night.
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Picture to show that Rilah fails at cooking and that SHE IS HUGE!?
So huge that she went into labour while riding a cab.
And the cabbie kicked her out!
Cabbie: I ain't dealin' with no pregnant bitches.
Hello, Dolphin Bajingo!
Her stuff comes when she is old enough for them to actually matter.
(And I have them written down.)
Wolf: Alright, self. This is the day. Be the best father there is or you will have to answer to me.
Sunflowers: 8D
GIMME MOAR
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AAAAAAARRRRGHHH
I AM SO SORRY FOR MY ABSENCE
I am back now.
Are you still there, readers? 8<