The Bajingo Legacy - 1.1
READ BEFORE.. WELL.. READING:
Here's the thing, I started screendumping while playing, as one does, and played for quite a while.
So loads of stuff happened.
PROBLEM: I lost tons of pictures from the beginning.
So the founder already has a family. It's in the beginning of the family, but still.
You didn't get to see the retarded quest for family!
So here is what I can manage now.
It will not make the greatest impression, but here it is.
Meet Fawn!
A neurotic but friendly guy who is a hopeless faggot romantic.
His hidden talents are cooking and kissing and he wishes to learn all the recipes in the woooorld.
Fawn likes Pop, Grilled salmon and Green.
And I love his overbite.
Meet his twin; Rina!
She's charismatic and flirty, but can't stand children.
She's a great kisser and oh yeah, she's evil.
Rina wishes to hump everyone in Sunset Valley.
She also likes Pop, Grilled salmon and Green.
They met this fine specimen.
His name is Bear.
A brave and family-oriented athlete.
He is good, hot-headed and wants to be an international super spy.
I do too.
Bear likes Electronica, Stu Surprise and Red.
Now, in lack of pictures,
this is what happened;
Bear: *exists*
Fawn: *blushblushblush* Hel-
Rina: y helo thar >;]
Bear and Rina: *sexings*
Fawn:
Rina: *JINGLE*
Bear: 8D
Rina: D8< *wanders off to sex other people*
Fawn: ohai
Bear: ohai
Fawn and Bear: *flirtflirtflirtflirt*
Rina: *LABOUR*
Doe: *is a baby*
Rina: *drops baby on floor* >:I
Bear and Rina: *sexings once more*
Fawn:
Rina: *JINGLE*
Bear: 8D
Rina: ssjdjadhj D8< *wanders off to sex other people*
Fawn: ohai
Bear: ohai
Fawn and Bear: *humphumphumphump*
Doe: *is a baby*
Rina: *LABOUR*
Squirrel: *is a baby*
Rina: *drops baby on floor*
Christopher Steel: y helo thar
Rina: *moves in with*
Fawn and Bear: *humphumphumphump*
Doe: *is a baby*
Squirrel: *is a baby*
AND HERE THEY ARE.
In matching sleepwear.
And the socks? Bear wears them all the time.
ALL THE TIME.
Bear: I am going to open the refrigerator now.
Fawn: Uh-huh
Bear: You have to move.
Fawn: Yes, I am just going t-
Bear: No, I need you to mo-
Fawn: But I am almost finis-
Bear: You have to m-
Fawn: Just let m-
Bear: JUST GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD, YOU ARE IN MY WAY?! D8<
Fawn: *FUMES*
Bear: omnomnom
Bear: omnomn-
Fawn: Or maybe I'm not in the way maybe you're just fat or something and need to work out which isn't logical at all considering how ripped you are I just don't like it when you raise your voice and calls me names like that now don't hurt me >:I;;
Bear: .. -om?
Fawn: *begins eating in silence*
Bear: ..
Fawn: I'm sorry, I don't want to fight.
Bear: Yeah, me neither.
Fawn: We're okay?
Bear: Yeah. Just don't call me fat again.
Fawn: Haha. I won't.
Bear: 'Cause I'll snap you like a twig if you do.
Fawn: Hah-.. What?
Bear: *SQUEEEEEZE*
Fawn: -umpfh-
Fawn: ... Aaaahhahahahhh, I'm going to go out for a while.
Bear: :D
Days went by.
Bear started a carrier as a cop and Fawn got over his anxieties about the love of his life snapping him like a twig.
One morning,
right before Bear walked out to pound the poo out of his fellow carpooler that was honking away on the horn,
he waltzed into the bathroom.
Bear: Hey Fawn.
Fawn: *brushes teeth for the third time* Hn?
Bear: *get down on one knee* Will y-
Fawn: blarhhgfhdjdkfd!?! *foam and saliva*
Fawn: aashdhah yes *hugs*
Bear: *IMPALES*
*MOVES*
And since the children quit being maggots,
here they are!
Doe
Artistic
Friendly
Indie/Hamburger/Purple
Squirrel
Virtuoso
Excitable
Kids/Lobster Thermidor/White
Oh Fawn.
<3
Squirrel: PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Squirrel: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fawn: *hates life*
Bear: :D *doesn't move*
Squirrel: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fawn: *puts toddler on balcony and farts out a toy in hope of peace*
Posing together before breakfast is the key to a healthy relationship.
BADUNKADUNKDUNK
Fawn: This is far away from each other.
Bear: Yeah. *isn't listening*
Fawn: But it's close enough to walk.
Bear: Uh-huh. *eats*
I sent Fawn out to hit the town.
He won some sort of cooking event! 8D
*the proudest*
wat
Fawn: WHAT IS GOING OOOOOOONNNN?! DD8
Fawn: THAT IS MY SIDE OF THE BED HE IS SLEEPING ON MY SIDE
OF THE BED WHY IS HE DOING THAT WHAT IS GOING OOOOOOONNNN?! DD8
Bear: *snort* Go to sleep, faggot.
Fawn: .. Ohfine.
Squirrel doesn't sleep.
Not now. Not ever.
I hate her.
Fawn: ..She reminds me of some kind of pudgy garbage.. We should have named her Trash.
Squirrel: 8D
Squirrel: *EXPL-* Hey, where's dad?
Fawn: ..but if the water isn't running here, maybe it's running somewhere else and everyone will drown except me and I will
never see my beautiful daughters grow up to beautiful women and I will never learn all that stuff..
Child!Squirrel with a very questionable hat!
She is now also easily impressed.
Bear: Look at you, all grown up! I'm so proud of my trash.
Squirrel: Thanks, da-.. What?
Bear: Something wrong, trashy?
Squirrel: ...
Bear: Trashums? Little Princess Trashie McTrash Trash?
. . .
Squirrel: *paints away her angst*
CRAAAAWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIIN
THESE WOOOOUNDS WILL NEEEEVERRR HEAAAAL
NOW FOR SOME FAMILY ACTIVITY!
Bear: *THROW*
Squirrel: -WHAP- OW, WHAT THE FUCK, DAD?! *nosebleed*
Bear: *shrugs and smirks*
Audience: *laughs and applauds*
THAT'S OUR BEAR!
Maid: Oh my, aren't you like sunshine on a cloudy day!
Squirrel: You are plain.
Maid: *hurrrrt*
Fawn: I like green and when I say like I mean love because green has a very calming effect on
Fawn: me and I have a lot of anxieties like what if the water is running and everybody drowns except me or what if
my fiancée secretly wants to snap me like a twig or
Fawn: what if I get aids I don't know how I would get it but I could get it and I really don't want aids
because that could ruin my life so I feel like I should keep wearing green clothes
so I don't worry as much because green has a calming effect on me and that's why I like green, don't you agree?
Maid: Yes.
Maid: *plus*
Fawn: *plus*
Doe: SOMETHING IS GOING ON.
Fawn: That's nice, honey.
Doe: *EXPLODE*
Fawn: .. but if I do this he might do that and that might ruin the whole raid and I don't want to be kicked out of the guild again because that really hurt my ego and look there is..
SHE LOOKS LIKE BEAR WITH HAIR!
Doe, I think you will be hot shit as a teen.
She is now also Never nude.
And we'll wrap this up with Bear in his new uniform.
Bitch be gettin' promotions when I'm not looking.
One of these days, Bear.
ONE OF THESE DAYS.
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And that is the end of the beginning.
I tried my best with what I had to work with.
Opinions?
Hugs to deliver? Shit to throw?
GIEF.