Someone forwarded me a stupid Personality test....
And here it is, with my own answers.
HAVE YOU EVER
1. Kissed your cousin: Nope. Never. Not even once. Sorry. =(
2. Run away: 0nce after a huge fight with my father.
3. Pictured your crush naked: Crush?I guess I hadn't considered how 5th grade this little test seemed...The answer is yes.
4. Skipped school: Yes many times. In fact I mathematically figured out exactly how many days I could skip one class and still get a D .
5. Broken someone's heart: nce or twice but nothing irreperable.
6. Been in love: Couple of times. Each time I learn a little more and fall deeper.
7. Cried when someone died: Yes, of course I bawled like a baby.
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: Yeah sure why not.
9. Broken a bone: Mine or someon elses? Mine no, others....No comment.
10. Done something embarrassing: These questions are a bit on the vague side, I mean, its like asking "have you ever breathed REAL ozygen?" of course I've done many embarassing things.
11. Done a drug: I assume you mean illegal drugs. Yes, a few. Some more than I should have, others not near enough.
12. Cried in school: No
WHICH IS BETTER:
13. Coke or Pepsi: Well this is a deep emotional trip into my psyche is it not? I wasnt quite so prepared for such hard hitting interrogative grilling. Lets say Coke.
14. Sprite or 7UP: Sprite. And the test probes even deeper....
15. Girls or Guys: In what regard? Which do I like to fuck? Girls.
16. Flowers or Candy: Id rather get flowers personally. =)
17. Scruffy or Clean shaven: 0n me? a mix of both simultaeneousely.
18. Blondes or Brunettes: Brunnettes.
20. Tall or Short: Short
21. Pants or Shorts: Again is this on me or someone else? Either way it makes no difference.
22. Night or Day: Night.
WITH SOMEONE YOUR INTERESTED IN
23. What do you notice first: Attitude, and body language. Possibly physical features if they stand out.
24. Last person you slow danced with: Vinni, but before that its been to long to remember.
25. Worst Question To Ask: Pretty much anything on this list guarantees a no-sex ate.
26. Showered: Yes. I like to be clean and I like to be naked next to someone I love, and taking a shower together is a great way to accomplish both these things at once. =)
27. Stepped outside: ? When did I last step outside with someone I am interested in? I guess earlier this evening when I walked Vinni to the door to go to work.
28. Had Sex: 1.5 hours ago.
29. Romantic memory: The Day Vinni and I met IRL.
30. Good Luck Charm: hanging from viinnis rear view mirror.
31. Person You Hate Most?: her ex Boyfriend for breaking her heart, and keeping her hanging on.
32. Best Thing That Has Happened to You: finding Vinni, and my Daughters birth.
33. On your desk: Too much shit to list, none of it impressive.
34. Picture on your desktop: See for yourself. Bloody blue thing.
FAVORITE
35. Color: Dark, deep, rich green, Deep Purple, Blood Red, and Black
36. Movie: Star Wars
37. Artist: Musically, John Williams, artwise, Monet.
38. Cars: Dodge Vipers, Camaros
39. Ice Cream: homemade Vanilla, Bryers Peach
40. Season: Fall
41. Breakfast Food: fruity Pebbles or almost any other cereal.
WHO
42. Makes you laugh the most: Vinni or myself. Usually myself.
43. Makes you smile: Vinni, and maya, my daughter.
44. Can make you feel better no matter what: Vinni... I hope... =P
45. Has A Crush On You: Vinni I hope... =P
46. Do You Have A Crush On someoneone: Yes, but luckily we are together at the present. More or less anyway.
47. Has it easier? Girls or Guys?: Guys don't have all that problem of giving birth.
48. Gives you A Funny Feeling When You See Them: Good or bad feeling? Good, Vinni. Bad? Mormons.
DO YOU EVER
49. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: No
50. Save AIM conversations: A few racy ones Ive had with Vinni.
51. Save E-mails: Of course
52. Forward secret E-mails?: Not sure what constitutes a secret email so I am guessing no?
53. Wish you were someone else: All the time.
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: no.
55. Wear perfume: If by perfume you mean cologne, then yes, but if you mean female perfume then no.
56. Kiss: ? Are you serious?
57. Cuddle: Again how old are you, like 6? Wanna know if I play house too?
58. Go online for longer than eight hours at a time: Sadly, yes.
HAVE YOU EVER:
59. Fallen for your best friend?: Nope. Best friends of mine are always guys, and I aint a poop poo patroller. No offense to other poo poo patrollers.
60. Made out with JUST a friend?: hmmm..... I think so? But I used to date her so not sure if that counted.
61. Kissed two people in the same day?: Yes.
62. Had sex with two different people in the same day?: Dont think so.
63. Been rejected: 0f course. Many times. I am quite rejectable, especially once you get to know me. =)
64. Been in love?: Yeah
65. Been in lust?: possibly
66. Used someone?: Not intentionally.
67. Been used?: Yes, for many things.
68. Cheated on someone?: No, not really.
69. Been cheated on?: Yes.
70. Been kissed?: No never, why? What an odd question! =P
71. Done something you regret?: Life is nothing without regret. I regret so much it hurts. But why would I open up to your stupid little test if your next question might take me to a whole new level by asking me if Ive ever touched a girls butt or some other 5th grade level inquisition.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
72. You touched?: Vinni
73. You talked to?: Vinni
74. You hugged?: Vinni
75. You instant messaged?: Dustin (D-Saint) from Bend.
76. You kissed?: Vinni
77. You yelled at?: Viini. =(
78. You thought about?: Vinn.
79. Who text messaged you?: Vinni
80. Who broke your heart? Vinni =(
81. Who told you they loved you?: Vinni. (Do you see a pattern here?)
DO YOU
82. Color your hair?: 0nce. Died it black to fit in with the band of the moment.
83. Have tattoos?: yes, 4.
84. Have piercings?: Used to have my eyebrow peirced, and of course left ear.
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Why yes one or two. Woudl you like to know if I got to second base as well?
86. Own a webcam?: used to
87. Own a thong?: I'm a commando guy for the most part, but 0WN a thong? no....
88. Ever get off the computer?: on occasion for sex, food, potty and sometimes sleep.
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?: A little.
90. Habla espanol?: Even less.
91. Quack?: oh my arent you the witty one.Work all night coming up with that clever little question?I bet your little brain is so hurt....
HAVE YOU / DO YOU / ARE YOU
92. Stolen anything?: Many things.
93. Smoke?: Never. Not even once, and never will.
94. Schizophrenic?: I think I am Schizophrenic. And so am I.
95. Obsessive?: Yes, about everything.
96. Compulsive?: Not so much.
97. Obsessive compulsive?: No.
98. Panic?: I get frustrated sometimes but I dont panic.
99. Anxious?: All the time and I dont know why but I dont come across as hyper.
100. Depressed?: Sure.
HAVE YOU EVER
1. Kissed your cousin: Nope. Never. Not even once. Sorry. =(
2. Run away: 0nce after a huge fight with my father.
3. Pictured your crush naked: Crush?I guess I hadn't considered how 5th grade this little test seemed...The answer is yes.
4. Skipped school: Yes many times. In fact I mathematically figured out exactly how many days I could skip one class and still get a D .
5. Broken someone's heart: nce or twice but nothing irreperable.
6. Been in love: Couple of times. Each time I learn a little more and fall deeper.
7. Cried when someone died: Yes, of course I bawled like a baby.
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: Yeah sure why not.
9. Broken a bone: Mine or someon elses? Mine no, others....No comment.
10. Done something embarrassing: These questions are a bit on the vague side, I mean, its like asking "have you ever breathed REAL ozygen?" of course I've done many embarassing things.
11. Done a drug: I assume you mean illegal drugs. Yes, a few. Some more than I should have, others not near enough.
12. Cried in school: No
WHICH IS BETTER:
13. Coke or Pepsi: Well this is a deep emotional trip into my psyche is it not? I wasnt quite so prepared for such hard hitting interrogative grilling. Lets say Coke.
14. Sprite or 7UP: Sprite. And the test probes even deeper....
15. Girls or Guys: In what regard? Which do I like to fuck? Girls.
16. Flowers or Candy: Id rather get flowers personally. =)
17. Scruffy or Clean shaven: 0n me? a mix of both simultaeneousely.
18. Blondes or Brunettes: Brunnettes.
20. Tall or Short: Short
21. Pants or Shorts: Again is this on me or someone else? Either way it makes no difference.
22. Night or Day: Night.
WITH SOMEONE YOUR INTERESTED IN
23. What do you notice first: Attitude, and body language. Possibly physical features if they stand out.
24. Last person you slow danced with: Vinni, but before that its been to long to remember.
25. Worst Question To Ask: Pretty much anything on this list guarantees a no-sex ate.
26. Showered: Yes. I like to be clean and I like to be naked next to someone I love, and taking a shower together is a great way to accomplish both these things at once. =)
27. Stepped outside: ? When did I last step outside with someone I am interested in? I guess earlier this evening when I walked Vinni to the door to go to work.
28. Had Sex: 1.5 hours ago.
29. Romantic memory: The Day Vinni and I met IRL.
30. Good Luck Charm: hanging from viinnis rear view mirror.
31. Person You Hate Most?: her ex Boyfriend for breaking her heart, and keeping her hanging on.
32. Best Thing That Has Happened to You: finding Vinni, and my Daughters birth.
33. On your desk: Too much shit to list, none of it impressive.
34. Picture on your desktop: See for yourself. Bloody blue thing.
FAVORITE
35. Color: Dark, deep, rich green, Deep Purple, Blood Red, and Black
36. Movie: Star Wars
37. Artist: Musically, John Williams, artwise, Monet.
38. Cars: Dodge Vipers, Camaros
39. Ice Cream: homemade Vanilla, Bryers Peach
40. Season: Fall
41. Breakfast Food: fruity Pebbles or almost any other cereal.
WHO
42. Makes you laugh the most: Vinni or myself. Usually myself.
43. Makes you smile: Vinni, and maya, my daughter.
44. Can make you feel better no matter what: Vinni... I hope... =P
45. Has A Crush On You: Vinni I hope... =P
46. Do You Have A Crush On someoneone: Yes, but luckily we are together at the present. More or less anyway.
47. Has it easier? Girls or Guys?: Guys don't have all that problem of giving birth.
48. Gives you A Funny Feeling When You See Them: Good or bad feeling? Good, Vinni. Bad? Mormons.
DO YOU EVER
49. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: No
50. Save AIM conversations: A few racy ones Ive had with Vinni.
51. Save E-mails: Of course
52. Forward secret E-mails?: Not sure what constitutes a secret email so I am guessing no?
53. Wish you were someone else: All the time.
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: no.
55. Wear perfume: If by perfume you mean cologne, then yes, but if you mean female perfume then no.
56. Kiss: ? Are you serious?
57. Cuddle: Again how old are you, like 6? Wanna know if I play house too?
58. Go online for longer than eight hours at a time: Sadly, yes.
HAVE YOU EVER:
59. Fallen for your best friend?: Nope. Best friends of mine are always guys, and I aint a poop poo patroller. No offense to other poo poo patrollers.
60. Made out with JUST a friend?: hmmm..... I think so? But I used to date her so not sure if that counted.
61. Kissed two people in the same day?: Yes.
62. Had sex with two different people in the same day?: Dont think so.
63. Been rejected: 0f course. Many times. I am quite rejectable, especially once you get to know me. =)
64. Been in love?: Yeah
65. Been in lust?: possibly
66. Used someone?: Not intentionally.
67. Been used?: Yes, for many things.
68. Cheated on someone?: No, not really.
69. Been cheated on?: Yes.
70. Been kissed?: No never, why? What an odd question! =P
71. Done something you regret?: Life is nothing without regret. I regret so much it hurts. But why would I open up to your stupid little test if your next question might take me to a whole new level by asking me if Ive ever touched a girls butt or some other 5th grade level inquisition.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
72. You touched?: Vinni
73. You talked to?: Vinni
74. You hugged?: Vinni
75. You instant messaged?: Dustin (D-Saint) from Bend.
76. You kissed?: Vinni
77. You yelled at?: Viini. =(
78. You thought about?: Vinn.
79. Who text messaged you?: Vinni
80. Who broke your heart? Vinni =(
81. Who told you they loved you?: Vinni. (Do you see a pattern here?)
DO YOU
82. Color your hair?: 0nce. Died it black to fit in with the band of the moment.
83. Have tattoos?: yes, 4.
84. Have piercings?: Used to have my eyebrow peirced, and of course left ear.
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Why yes one or two. Woudl you like to know if I got to second base as well?
86. Own a webcam?: used to
87. Own a thong?: I'm a commando guy for the most part, but 0WN a thong? no....
88. Ever get off the computer?: on occasion for sex, food, potty and sometimes sleep.
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?: A little.
90. Habla espanol?: Even less.
91. Quack?: oh my arent you the witty one.Work all night coming up with that clever little question?I bet your little brain is so hurt....
HAVE YOU / DO YOU / ARE YOU
92. Stolen anything?: Many things.
93. Smoke?: Never. Not even once, and never will.
94. Schizophrenic?: I think I am Schizophrenic. And so am I.
95. Obsessive?: Yes, about everything.
96. Compulsive?: Not so much.
97. Obsessive compulsive?: No.
98. Panic?: I get frustrated sometimes but I dont panic.
99. Anxious?: All the time and I dont know why but I dont come across as hyper.
100. Depressed?: Sure.