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LJ MEME about my five quirks/little facts that are unique... which i think all leads up to evidence that i am OCD, or a just a few more"quirks" away from being OCD.
1- i have major paranoia regarding bathrooms and what happens in them. i do not often put myself in situations where available bathrooms arent nearby. people who hang out with me frequently- know this, because i constantly put them through the bathroom banter. situations include long car trips/any kind of boat trip that isnt a yacht or cruiseliner/tour buses, trolleys, horse and buggy tours, even walking tours fall into the "NOT BATHROOM CONVENIENT" category. even standing in line at the aquarium fell into the not bathroom convenient- since it was at least 20 minutes of standing outside before you had any access to the bathrooms inside. totally agonizing for me! so yeah, dont come between me and my toilet or youll get flattened. i dont know if this should be number 2 of my weird things about me, but i eat a lot of immodium AD, uselessly.
2- i lie a lot. but not to be decietful but to tell insanely long stories that sometimes are funny, typically vulgar, even a little scary- then it all ends with its a total lie. for instance i may tell you on whim that when i was five i witnessed my next door neighbor get murdered from my bedroom window, and eventually had to testify in court at the criminal trial. after answering any given amount of questions someone might have after hearing this story- i will wait a good five minutes then just tell them i made the whole thing up. you know im lying when i tell you im lying afterwards. but trust me, no matter how many bullshit stories i tell you on a whim, youll still believe every single one after.
3- i ask for help but never use it. if im cooking dinner i will say come help, then the second you attempt to chop vegetables or boil water, i will immediately take over. i get a lot of shit at my job for doing the same thing. i cant help but dominate the situation, and 9 times out of 10 its probably that the helper isnt doing it fast enough/properly. ive actually been making a conscience effort at work not to cut in on people after ive asked them to help, since i know its really annoying and very type A of me. and its something my mom does that i hate.
4- at home and with friends i never get my own drink/food. im always looking for a handout from someones bag of chips or a sip of someone elses water/lemonade ect. which is funny since im typically really concerned about germs, i spray my hands with straight up rubbing alcohol throughout the day. i get denied quite often, especially by eddie who insists i get my own drink, ice cream, banana- whatever...which i never do.
5- i dont use the last of anything. before i quit smoking, id always throw away my last cigeratte. the last few golden grahams in the box get tossed, the last apple in the bag ect ect. i dont know what my fuckin deal is with this quirk but i think its an OCD thing, since when i accidentially, mindlessly eat/use the last thing in the group, i have anxiety and delusionally think something bad is going to happen since i was so careless to eat/use the last item in the bag. call me crazy- cause i do.
ive actually left out one of my major quirks. some know what it is already cause theyve caught me in the act. but its so insane, i think is kind of scary, and i get all i think i need medication when i talk about it. anyways time for tag: toddskyfirewickedwitch13vaughananotherfacade___bac___ and littlelamb.
and my boss just bought me an IPOD nano with the car attachment and all the gear neccessary to wear it and look hip. fuck yeah!!
1- i have major paranoia regarding bathrooms and what happens in them. i do not often put myself in situations where available bathrooms arent nearby. people who hang out with me frequently- know this, because i constantly put them through the bathroom banter. situations include long car trips/any kind of boat trip that isnt a yacht or cruiseliner/tour buses, trolleys, horse and buggy tours, even walking tours fall into the "NOT BATHROOM CONVENIENT" category. even standing in line at the aquarium fell into the not bathroom convenient- since it was at least 20 minutes of standing outside before you had any access to the bathrooms inside. totally agonizing for me! so yeah, dont come between me and my toilet or youll get flattened. i dont know if this should be number 2 of my weird things about me, but i eat a lot of immodium AD, uselessly.
2- i lie a lot. but not to be decietful but to tell insanely long stories that sometimes are funny, typically vulgar, even a little scary- then it all ends with its a total lie. for instance i may tell you on whim that when i was five i witnessed my next door neighbor get murdered from my bedroom window, and eventually had to testify in court at the criminal trial. after answering any given amount of questions someone might have after hearing this story- i will wait a good five minutes then just tell them i made the whole thing up. you know im lying when i tell you im lying afterwards. but trust me, no matter how many bullshit stories i tell you on a whim, youll still believe every single one after.
3- i ask for help but never use it. if im cooking dinner i will say come help, then the second you attempt to chop vegetables or boil water, i will immediately take over. i get a lot of shit at my job for doing the same thing. i cant help but dominate the situation, and 9 times out of 10 its probably that the helper isnt doing it fast enough/properly. ive actually been making a conscience effort at work not to cut in on people after ive asked them to help, since i know its really annoying and very type A of me. and its something my mom does that i hate.
4- at home and with friends i never get my own drink/food. im always looking for a handout from someones bag of chips or a sip of someone elses water/lemonade ect. which is funny since im typically really concerned about germs, i spray my hands with straight up rubbing alcohol throughout the day. i get denied quite often, especially by eddie who insists i get my own drink, ice cream, banana- whatever...which i never do.
5- i dont use the last of anything. before i quit smoking, id always throw away my last cigeratte. the last few golden grahams in the box get tossed, the last apple in the bag ect ect. i dont know what my fuckin deal is with this quirk but i think its an OCD thing, since when i accidentially, mindlessly eat/use the last thing in the group, i have anxiety and delusionally think something bad is going to happen since i was so careless to eat/use the last item in the bag. call me crazy- cause i do.
ive actually left out one of my major quirks. some know what it is already cause theyve caught me in the act. but its so insane, i think is kind of scary, and i get all i think i need medication when i talk about it. anyways time for tag: toddskyfirewickedwitch13vaughananotherfacade___bac___ and littlelamb.
and my boss just bought me an IPOD nano with the car attachment and all the gear neccessary to wear it and look hip. fuck yeah!!