Mar 23, 2005 08:13
woww....last night at australian bar, while drunk, i walked out of the bathroom and those fucking saloon-style swinging doors came right back and smacked me in the face, i smacked my nose, i started crying (not really crying but my eyes pouring tears) and katryn had to take me back into the bathroom (through those fucking doors again, just what i wanna do) and nurse me while my eyes gushed and my face was all red. everyone was like wtf happened to her and i was laughing soo hard i couldn't stop. it was a fucking funny scene and katryn was almost crying from laughing and oh god. but then i got more and more sober as the night went on and my nose hurt more and more. now i think it's broken. i can't even flare my nostrils (my fave activity? or not...) without it hurting. booo.
so my LJ theory is proved. note how i didn't go over this past weekend on livejournal. because it wasn't too bad, and it wasn't too good. im not depressed but it wasn't an LAM, and i dont have 1,000,000 other things to do (the other reason LJ works...coughadelinetinacough). so yeah, this is it. im just updating to let everyone know i have cracked LJ, i get it. and im also not one of those people who adds everyone and their mom as their friend and then writes about the most useless shit. ok thats so mean, a lot of people use LJ for that and it works for them but i don't know i just don't have the energy for that (although i won't deny that if i did want to give a detailed account of everything i did and ate and etc, i DO have the time)
so i gg now. i bounced out of bed at 6am to chug all of the coke i got at mcdo at 1am. soo dehydrated i thought i was gonna die. now im ready to go to school, or not quite, so im gonna bounce. yest oly and i managed to bully magnus into comingto have coffee with us. good times. ok bye
bair