The Razor Blade of Antioch
Two and a half months since I posted. I officially suck. Lots going on, none of it very interesting.
This is what I think about when all of this non-interesting stuff is going on:
WTF is up with Sam/Jared's sideburns?!? OK, they've always been way too big--and really, the ficcers who love to describe Sam as "freakishly tall" need to start calling his sideburns "freakishly large"--but these days they are just ridiculous. They've gotten to the point where I have to suspend my disbelief as I watch that everyone Sam meets in each episode isn't boggling at those gigantic carpet remnants clinging to his cheeks.
There is a hilarious crack fic to be written about Sam's sideburns. Perhaps the demon blood became concentrated in some of his facial hair follicles, and Sam has been trying to shave the sideburns off for years only to have them destroy the razor blades or grow back a moment later. Bobby discovers that they need a blessed holy relic--the Razor Blade of Antioch!--to remove the cursed whiskers for good.
Or maybe they develop sentience and start whispering in his ears. Or maybe Sam's been growing them that way because he secretly hopes they'll stumble into a bar contest for Best Neil Young Lookalike.
Or something like that.
This is what I think about when all of this non-interesting stuff is going on:
WTF is up with Sam/Jared's sideburns?!? OK, they've always been way too big--and really, the ficcers who love to describe Sam as "freakishly tall" need to start calling his sideburns "freakishly large"--but these days they are just ridiculous. They've gotten to the point where I have to suspend my disbelief as I watch that everyone Sam meets in each episode isn't boggling at those gigantic carpet remnants clinging to his cheeks.
There is a hilarious crack fic to be written about Sam's sideburns. Perhaps the demon blood became concentrated in some of his facial hair follicles, and Sam has been trying to shave the sideburns off for years only to have them destroy the razor blades or grow back a moment later. Bobby discovers that they need a blessed holy relic--the Razor Blade of Antioch!--to remove the cursed whiskers for good.
Or maybe they develop sentience and start whispering in his ears. Or maybe Sam's been growing them that way because he secretly hopes they'll stumble into a bar contest for Best Neil Young Lookalike.
Or something like that.