From "Elizabeth"
Okay, here it is for all of you who’ve been yearning for the BIG ‘EN!!! ((That means you Ryan))
Alright so lets say that I know a named Elizabeth. Elizabeth is a hopeless romantic who takes just about any chance in the world to fall in love and when she saw her archenemy Linda last summer and her boyfriend Sam she thought that he looked like a monkey and was disgusted by them. But when he asked her out a few months ago she was sort of excited about the idea of a new adventure in her dawdling love life. So they go out and everyone knows the beginning of the fairy tail story, or so she thought. Until Sam didn’t think that he could talk to Elizabeth and that she was sort of holding back from him, so he dumped her. After about a week of desolation and misery Elizabeth finds out that Sam realized that he was being a stupid head and wants her back but Elizabeth needs time to think about this before she commits herself to him again. So while she is pondering this imperative decision Sam fools around with Katie and then tells Elizabeth about it. Elizabeth doesn’t know what to think, she is sort of upset that it happened but she just can’t grasp the concept that someone who “cares so much about her” would do that. So, then Sam is pleading Elizabeth to get back together with him and she just wants nothing to do with him, partially because she has something going on with Peter. Even though Peter is just a fling and both Peter and Elizabeth know that it’s a fling it still happens. And Elizabeth is glad to finally have someone else to talk to, someone who seems to listen more than talk. Elizabeth likes listeners, I mean she likes people with good input too but it’s just hard to find a person with the right balance. Another GREAT person with the fabulous balance is Reid, Elizabeth’s childhood friend from the boonies. He’s a great listener and is right about everything, he sort of predicts Elizabeth’s life. It’s scary sometimes that he’s always right but Elizabeth sees it coming most of the time. He’s awesome, really. But anyway, Peter leaves and Elizabeth spends the weekend with her friend Chloe. Sam and Chloe were really close friends before Elizabeth and Sam ever dated and Sam had a thing for her once upon a time ago. But what Elizabeth doesn’t know is that Sam had a thing for Chloe the whole freakin’ time. This, of course upsets Elizabeth for a little while but not yet because she doesn’t know. Anyway, again, Chloe and Elizabeth talk about the Sam situation the whole weekend and Elizabeth decides that maybe she should give Sam a second chance and she calls him Sunday night when she gets home an talks about everything she wanted to know about the past month or so and she mentions Peter. At that moment Sam blows a gasket and tells her how wrong she was for not telling him before someone else ((Chloe)) did. And that he was the better person because at least he told her about what happened between him and Katie. This reminded Elizabeth about that story in the Bible where one man has a log in his eye and the other man has a speck in his eye and the first man is all, “Hey, dude, you have a speck in your eye.” When he isn’t the one who should be talking because he has a freakin’ log stickin’ out of his eye. ((Most of the people polled agreed with Elizabeth on this analogy, because all she did was kiss Peter and Sam had with Katie)) Anyway, while Elizabeth is pouring her soul out and telling Sam that she was sorry about what happened between her and Peter he gives her the biggest insult she’s ever gotten, which was, “If you didn’t care more about him then why didn’t I get as much as he did.” And as if that wasn’t enough, he tells her that he, “has feelings for someone else.” Elizabeth immediately knows that it’s Chloe and is upset. But she gets over it quick when someone comes forward and tells her that Sam is really a jerk and has lied to her about a million times more than she ever thought. Sam wasn’t with Katie one night, it was actually with her for a few nights and they were doing Lord knows what together and that he and Linda still see each other for “reasons” that most people would toss their cookies over. He’s the biggest loser on the face of the planet and Elizabeth doesn’t want anything else to do with him. Maybe that even means that she wants nothing to do with him and Chloe together? She doesn’t know right now, she wants to be friends with Chloe but not if Chloe is going to be blind and stupid. She’s just glad that she has people who understand like Reid, Leah, and Cindy. I love you guys! You’re truly the best.
Alright so lets say that I know a named Elizabeth. Elizabeth is a hopeless romantic who takes just about any chance in the world to fall in love and when she saw her archenemy Linda last summer and her boyfriend Sam she thought that he looked like a monkey and was disgusted by them. But when he asked her out a few months ago she was sort of excited about the idea of a new adventure in her dawdling love life. So they go out and everyone knows the beginning of the fairy tail story, or so she thought. Until Sam didn’t think that he could talk to Elizabeth and that she was sort of holding back from him, so he dumped her. After about a week of desolation and misery Elizabeth finds out that Sam realized that he was being a stupid head and wants her back but Elizabeth needs time to think about this before she commits herself to him again. So while she is pondering this imperative decision Sam fools around with Katie and then tells Elizabeth about it. Elizabeth doesn’t know what to think, she is sort of upset that it happened but she just can’t grasp the concept that someone who “cares so much about her” would do that. So, then Sam is pleading Elizabeth to get back together with him and she just wants nothing to do with him, partially because she has something going on with Peter. Even though Peter is just a fling and both Peter and Elizabeth know that it’s a fling it still happens. And Elizabeth is glad to finally have someone else to talk to, someone who seems to listen more than talk. Elizabeth likes listeners, I mean she likes people with good input too but it’s just hard to find a person with the right balance. Another GREAT person with the fabulous balance is Reid, Elizabeth’s childhood friend from the boonies. He’s a great listener and is right about everything, he sort of predicts Elizabeth’s life. It’s scary sometimes that he’s always right but Elizabeth sees it coming most of the time. He’s awesome, really. But anyway, Peter leaves and Elizabeth spends the weekend with her friend Chloe. Sam and Chloe were really close friends before Elizabeth and Sam ever dated and Sam had a thing for her once upon a time ago. But what Elizabeth doesn’t know is that Sam had a thing for Chloe the whole freakin’ time. This, of course upsets Elizabeth for a little while but not yet because she doesn’t know. Anyway, again, Chloe and Elizabeth talk about the Sam situation the whole weekend and Elizabeth decides that maybe she should give Sam a second chance and she calls him Sunday night when she gets home an talks about everything she wanted to know about the past month or so and she mentions Peter. At that moment Sam blows a gasket and tells her how wrong she was for not telling him before someone else ((Chloe)) did. And that he was the better person because at least he told her about what happened between him and Katie. This reminded Elizabeth about that story in the Bible where one man has a log in his eye and the other man has a speck in his eye and the first man is all, “Hey, dude, you have a speck in your eye.” When he isn’t the one who should be talking because he has a freakin’ log stickin’ out of his eye. ((Most of the people polled agreed with Elizabeth on this analogy, because all she did was kiss Peter and Sam had with Katie)) Anyway, while Elizabeth is pouring her soul out and telling Sam that she was sorry about what happened between her and Peter he gives her the biggest insult she’s ever gotten, which was, “If you didn’t care more about him then why didn’t I get as much as he did.” And as if that wasn’t enough, he tells her that he, “has feelings for someone else.” Elizabeth immediately knows that it’s Chloe and is upset. But she gets over it quick when someone comes forward and tells her that Sam is really a jerk and has lied to her about a million times more than she ever thought. Sam wasn’t with Katie one night, it was actually with her for a few nights and they were doing Lord knows what together and that he and Linda still see each other for “reasons” that most people would toss their cookies over. He’s the biggest loser on the face of the planet and Elizabeth doesn’t want anything else to do with him. Maybe that even means that she wants nothing to do with him and Chloe together? She doesn’t know right now, she wants to be friends with Chloe but not if Chloe is going to be blind and stupid. She’s just glad that she has people who understand like Reid, Leah, and Cindy. I love you guys! You’re truly the best.