So! Life is good.
And I mean life is gooooooooooood.
Decent job? Check. Decent pay? Check.
Awesome sex? Oh yes. Yes, check that one. Our
new toy kicks fucking ass. Seriously. If I can't have cock, that thing is a damn good alternative.
Okay, I should get productive. Hair balls are starting to take over the house. Total domination.
I'm going to go save the world with a vacuum.
ETA: The dustbunnies won. :-/