Random Thoughts Department
Rexorde "The Chinchilla" will rule the Earth!!!
Quote of the day: "If we got rid of things that didn't work, we'd have a new president."
'Shut the hell up haters' - Lost is the best show on TV right now!!!
'You don't know what you're missing' - How I Met Your Mother is the best new comedy!!!
Whatev will no longer be in my vocabulary after the "Maury Povich Incident."
"Maury: Teen Sex Diaries" - 13 year old with horse teeth is sex-ing up 20 year olds and it's killing her mother. She reacts to the crowds boo's with "Whatev." Rexorde dies a little inside for his numerous uses of the word.
I actually read the newspaper today! Sadly, I read an article about the Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey debacle. But that's actually not the point. There were two quotes from the article that I find priceless:
"What about their Christmas special? They wore matching sweaters -- now that's love."
"People who sing 'Take My Breath Away' duets don't break up."
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer!
Florida basketball...... FANTASTIC!!!
I think I may have walked 3 miles yesterday! Legs......... Hurt........... So............. Much......... BAH!
The infinity symbol is the coolest ever!
I got to see Stephanie McDonie today :~)
I get to see Ashley tonight :~)
I still hate Blockbuster!
"Who stole the peninsula?!"
I want to go inside the Moundsville State Peniteniary!
Ashlee Simpson must die and I'm not just being playful! That bitch must be murdered!
R. Kelly still hates me for "The Graveyard Incident"
R. Kelly still hates Dave Chappelle for the "I Wanna Piss On You" video!
The world still hates R. Kelly for his utter doucheness.
Star Wars Episode III was the best Star Wars and Episode I is still the worst!
I want to see Mr. & Mrs. Smith and Saw I & II like right now!
Jax has retired from the crack/mafia industry and has taken up sewing..... or at least she says!
Cereal is the best meal!
Live Journal has touched me..... NO NOT THERE!!!
Bah Necrophilia
Quote of the day: "If we got rid of things that didn't work, we'd have a new president."
'Shut the hell up haters' - Lost is the best show on TV right now!!!
'You don't know what you're missing' - How I Met Your Mother is the best new comedy!!!
Whatev will no longer be in my vocabulary after the "Maury Povich Incident."
"Maury: Teen Sex Diaries" - 13 year old with horse teeth is sex-ing up 20 year olds and it's killing her mother. She reacts to the crowds boo's with "Whatev." Rexorde dies a little inside for his numerous uses of the word.
I actually read the newspaper today! Sadly, I read an article about the Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey debacle. But that's actually not the point. There were two quotes from the article that I find priceless:
"What about their Christmas special? They wore matching sweaters -- now that's love."
"People who sing 'Take My Breath Away' duets don't break up."
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer!
Florida basketball...... FANTASTIC!!!
I think I may have walked 3 miles yesterday! Legs......... Hurt........... So............. Much......... BAH!
The infinity symbol is the coolest ever!
I got to see Stephanie McDonie today :~)
I get to see Ashley tonight :~)
I still hate Blockbuster!
"Who stole the peninsula?!"
I want to go inside the Moundsville State Peniteniary!
Ashlee Simpson must die and I'm not just being playful! That bitch must be murdered!
R. Kelly still hates me for "The Graveyard Incident"
R. Kelly still hates Dave Chappelle for the "I Wanna Piss On You" video!
The world still hates R. Kelly for his utter doucheness.
Star Wars Episode III was the best Star Wars and Episode I is still the worst!
I want to see Mr. & Mrs. Smith and Saw I & II like right now!
Jax has retired from the crack/mafia industry and has taken up sewing..... or at least she says!
Cereal is the best meal!
Live Journal has touched me..... NO NOT THERE!!!
Bah Necrophilia