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Title: How it All Started aka HIAS
Author: bahh1, babeh!
Rating: PG-13 to NC-17, I guess.
Genre: Fail!Comedy
Length: THE SHORTEST CHAPPIES YOU'LL EVER SEE.
Pairing: YunJae, YooSu, MinFood, YeWook, SiChul, KangTeuk, EunHae, wannabe Taegoon/Jae, so on..
Disclaimer: I totally own this! ALL OF IT O___O
Summary: Ever wondered how all this started? DBSK, Super Junior, I mean? Well, you can find out..!
HIAS Macho edition, starto!
KangMacho:
WHO THE HELL DO I HAVE TO KILL FOR SENDING US HERE?
Oh my god. What if a bear attacks us? What if we run out of food and water? What if Leeteukie gets lost when he goes into the forest to pee?
That's it, I'm never letting him out of sight..
SiMacho:
If anyone in here is a macho man, it's me! Am I right or am I right?
Although my back and legs feel like they are on fire after I had to carry Heechul's 8 huge bags all this way in the middle of nowhere..
Not that I'm complaining.
Or should I?Nah.
Heechul told me I was just like a horse. I just hope it's a good thing.
Anyways, the first competition here in the woods is building the tent..
'Buhahaha, popping the tent, YO!' Yoochun screams in my face. What even.. What is this person.
I think he's possessed.
I'm just waiting for him to turn his head 360 degrees so I could conduct and exorcism on him.
And I should probably help Yesung, Leeteuk and the newly-born ChangDiva to pitch the tent but how can I just leave my delicate Heechul to do it himself? I mean, he's totally weak and vulnerable in the middle of the forest when he doesn't have his burning hot hair straightener to protect him.
I should go. Yesung is giving me the death glare and calling me a traitor.
ChangMacho:
Yes, I am a MACHO, not a DIVA!
After some time, Siwon finally decided to join us instead of staring at Heechul who was busy telling other people how to put up the tent.
We are actually doing pretty good, I mean we are almost done but.. there's just one problem..
Our tent doesn't have a door for some reason.. Hmm..
Okay, this is hopeless. I quit! * kicks a rock*
We're not that bad when compared to the Shindong-Chun-Ryeowook-Sungmin tent, though.
Because they're not even trying. They decided to sleep in it like four maggots, wrapped in the blankets. Not that I'm impressed. This tent business is of the Devil!
At least somebody got their tent up.
'BUHAHAHA, YunJae got their tents up! UHAHAHHA' Yoochun, you disgusting bastard.
Well, it's kinda true (no not what you have in mind, perverts) because YunJae were the only ones who were actually putting their tent up. Heechul was just standing there, hands on hips and telling them what to do and how to do it. Kangin was making a face like he was totally helping but he was just staring at Leeteuk the whole time, yelling at him when he got 'too close to the forest' I mean, dude, we're in the middle of a friggen forest. Oh and then Leeteuk had to poop but Kangin insisted on coming along which is pretty.. awkward. Because Leeteuk smacked him in the face, telling him to mind his own business.
Oh and the last team Su-Hyuk-Hae, well, they're playing football instead of erecting the tent.
'UUUHAHAHHAHAHHA ERECTING A TENT, UUUAHAHAHHAA, CHANGMIN U GO BOY!' Yoochun is sick.
In the end, YunJae's tent won. We were second.
And now it's the best time of the day - dinner.
YunMacho?
YAH, why am I not in the macho-edition? EH? EHHH?
I am a macho man! * shows muscles*
Ahh who am I kidding. I'm not a macho because I didn't carry Jaejoong's 9 bags, right?
But I would've died! I see the pain in Siwon's eyes, I see it, man! I no wanna the pain! :C
At least we won the tent competition.
'FUUHUHHUUHHAHAHHA THE TENT PITCHING COMPETITION - YUNJAE MASTERS IT, UUUHAHHAHAHA!' What the fuck's wrong with Yoochun.
'Go bother a duck-butt or something!' I snort back at him while we're cooking wieners on sticks around the fire.
Junsu looks like I just ear-raped him.
Sorry.
But Jaejoong seems to enjoy those two and that's the most important thing. It feels like YooSu are our children.
I want Bambi to be our child to * sob*
Oh, and we had to choose our sleeping-order. The order in which we are going to sleep. And I'm next to my Jaejoongie- * dances around*
'Yun, why are you so happy and dancy?' Jaejoong asks. Ho shi, I actually danced O_O
(AN: SIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHH-uhh. So I guess Macho Edition of HIAS wasn't as funny to write/read as I thought it would be.. This makes me depressed.
And when I'm depressed, Yoochun is going to grab Junsu's ass even harder and that you don't want, right? Right? So comment!)
Author: bahh1, babeh!
Rating: PG-13 to NC-17, I guess.
Genre: Fail!Comedy
Length: THE SHORTEST CHAPPIES YOU'LL EVER SEE.
Pairing: YunJae, YooSu, MinFood, YeWook, SiChul, KangTeuk, EunHae, wannabe Taegoon/Jae, so on..
Disclaimer: I totally own this! ALL OF IT O___O
Summary: Ever wondered how all this started? DBSK, Super Junior, I mean? Well, you can find out..!
HIAS Macho edition, starto!
KangMacho:
WHO THE HELL DO I HAVE TO KILL FOR SENDING US HERE?
Oh my god. What if a bear attacks us? What if we run out of food and water? What if Leeteukie gets lost when he goes into the forest to pee?
That's it, I'm never letting him out of sight..
SiMacho:
If anyone in here is a macho man, it's me! Am I right or am I right?
Although my back and legs feel like they are on fire after I had to carry Heechul's 8 huge bags all this way in the middle of nowhere..
Not that I'm complaining.
Or should I?Nah.
Heechul told me I was just like a horse. I just hope it's a good thing.
Anyways, the first competition here in the woods is building the tent..
'Buhahaha, popping the tent, YO!' Yoochun screams in my face. What even.. What is this person.
I think he's possessed.
I'm just waiting for him to turn his head 360 degrees so I could conduct and exorcism on him.
And I should probably help Yesung, Leeteuk and the newly-born ChangDiva to pitch the tent but how can I just leave my delicate Heechul to do it himself? I mean, he's totally weak and vulnerable in the middle of the forest when he doesn't have his burning hot hair straightener to protect him.
I should go. Yesung is giving me the death glare and calling me a traitor.
ChangMacho:
Yes, I am a MACHO, not a DIVA!
After some time, Siwon finally decided to join us instead of staring at Heechul who was busy telling other people how to put up the tent.
We are actually doing pretty good, I mean we are almost done but.. there's just one problem..
Our tent doesn't have a door for some reason.. Hmm..
Okay, this is hopeless. I quit! * kicks a rock*
We're not that bad when compared to the Shindong-Chun-Ryeowook-Sungmin tent, though.
Because they're not even trying. They decided to sleep in it like four maggots, wrapped in the blankets. Not that I'm impressed. This tent business is of the Devil!
At least somebody got their tent up.
'BUHAHAHA, YunJae got their tents up! UHAHAHHA' Yoochun, you disgusting bastard.
Well, it's kinda true (no not what you have in mind, perverts) because YunJae were the only ones who were actually putting their tent up. Heechul was just standing there, hands on hips and telling them what to do and how to do it. Kangin was making a face like he was totally helping but he was just staring at Leeteuk the whole time, yelling at him when he got 'too close to the forest' I mean, dude, we're in the middle of a friggen forest. Oh and then Leeteuk had to poop but Kangin insisted on coming along which is pretty.. awkward. Because Leeteuk smacked him in the face, telling him to mind his own business.
Oh and the last team Su-Hyuk-Hae, well, they're playing football instead of erecting the tent.
'UUUHAHAHHAHAHHA ERECTING A TENT, UUUAHAHAHHAA, CHANGMIN U GO BOY!' Yoochun is sick.
In the end, YunJae's tent won. We were second.
And now it's the best time of the day - dinner.
YunMacho?
YAH, why am I not in the macho-edition? EH? EHHH?
I am a macho man! * shows muscles*
Ahh who am I kidding. I'm not a macho because I didn't carry Jaejoong's 9 bags, right?
But I would've died! I see the pain in Siwon's eyes, I see it, man! I no wanna the pain! :C
At least we won the tent competition.
'FUUHUHHUUHHAHAHHA THE TENT PITCHING COMPETITION - YUNJAE MASTERS IT, UUUHAHHAHAHA!' What the fuck's wrong with Yoochun.
'Go bother a duck-butt or something!' I snort back at him while we're cooking wieners on sticks around the fire.
Junsu looks like I just ear-raped him.
Sorry.
But Jaejoong seems to enjoy those two and that's the most important thing. It feels like YooSu are our children.
I want Bambi to be our child to * sob*
Oh, and we had to choose our sleeping-order. The order in which we are going to sleep. And I'm next to my Jaejoongie- * dances around*
'Yun, why are you so happy and dancy?' Jaejoong asks. Ho shi, I actually danced O_O
(AN: SIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHH-uhh. So I guess Macho Edition of HIAS wasn't as funny to write/read as I thought it would be.. This makes me depressed.
And when I'm depressed, Yoochun is going to grab Junsu's ass even harder and that you don't want, right? Right? So comment!)