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Title: How It All Started aka HIAS
Author: bahh1, babeh!
Rating: PG-13 to NC-17, I guess.
Genre: Fail!Comedy
Length: THE SHORTEST CHAPPIES YOU'LL EVER SEE.
Pairing: YunJae, YooSu, MinFood, YeWook, SiChul, KangTeuk, EunHae, wannabe Taegoon/Jae, so on..
Disclaimer: I totally own this! ALL OF IT O___O
Summary: Ever wondered how all this started? DBSK, Super Junior, I mean? Well, there is only one way to find out..!
Junsu:
Oh, this will be grrreat! I haven't been to the zoo in ages! I remember, the last time I went to the zoo was with my family and Junho. I really really really really really really REALLY miss him. I wonder if I could call him right now?
Changminnie:
What's that crazy duck butt doing now? Phoning someone in the middle of the information hour, seriously.
Oh, now he's done it. Everyone's giving him death glares. Except Yoochun, he has this heartbroken lovesick grease bag grin on. I wonder what's up with them two?
Ooh, Jaejoong-hyung came! * waves *
With.. No, it's not Yunho.. It's the new guy! Where's Yunho? He's always staying close to Jaejoong these days. Maybe they had a fight or something?
Ooh, there he is, looking like a kicked puppy, walking behind Jae and Taegoon.
Something's going on here..
Yunho:
Oh my god, I feel so.. so.. CHEATED ON!
Jaejoong is all giggly and flirty and girly with this Taegoon-guy, who seems to be better than me in, oh, I dunno.. EVERYTHING?
I feel like I have to share it with someone. I mean, seriously! This Taegoon-guy just comes and takes my Jaejoongie?
..
Jaejoongie.
Sounds cute.
Siwon:
Having no idea how I got here, I just stare at Yunho, who is fidgeting with his hands in front of me.
I offered him a Bible but he just looked at me like I had 2 heads.
Starting to talk about Jaejoong and Taegoon, I grow bored pretty soon and push the Bible into his hands, saying he'll find the answer there, and I walk away.
But no. He runs after me, hitting my head with the book. I think I'm having a concussion, but that's okay. If I pray hard enough, God will save me from death.
I give him a warm smile and politely ask him to tell me what's wrong.
He gives me a speech that sounds like he wrote it down and is now presenting it to me.
I'm having difficulties concentrating, because Heechul is giving me these looks, you know? The ones he definitely shouldn't. Never ever.
I try hard to listen to Yunho's crying/talking/handmotioning/wailing etc. but Heechul is.. I don't know if hot is the right word for a 16-year old?
..
After 2 hours of Yunho-crying/talking/handmotioning/wailing etc. he finally stops.
All I say to him is that he's jealous.
Yoochun:
What tha crap are EunHae doing? Shiz, dis is some sick shiz going on in here! 'Save it to tha zoo, guys!' I shout, but they're like.. shrugging n stuff.
Owh, found Susu talking with tha phone. AAH, all I hear him saying is Junho this and Junho that. Who the crap is Junho? His boyfriend? * heartbroken *
I'm like.. this close to giving this shit up, man.
Ooh, he's lookin dis way, ooh. It's ON, man. It's on.
Jaejoong:
What the heck is wrong with everyone?
Yoochun looks like he's thinking of a plan to rule the world (Junsu's world), Junsu is calling his brother non-stop, EunHae are.. well, them. Playing around in the puddles right now, actually, cause yesterday it rained. Oh, Rain would be such a cool name for a K-pop singer. Maybe I'll take it as mine.
Oh, off track again.
Changmin is just sooo excited to see me, waving frantically every time our eyes meet. That reminds me. Where is my man? (OMONA, did I just say 'my man'? I mean.. umm * blushies * Yunho.)
Ever since Taegoon came here, I haven't even seen him.
I miss him D:
Author: bahh1, babeh!
Rating: PG-13 to NC-17, I guess.
Genre: Fail!Comedy
Length: THE SHORTEST CHAPPIES YOU'LL EVER SEE.
Pairing: YunJae, YooSu, MinFood, YeWook, SiChul, KangTeuk, EunHae, wannabe Taegoon/Jae, so on..
Disclaimer: I totally own this! ALL OF IT O___O
Summary: Ever wondered how all this started? DBSK, Super Junior, I mean? Well, there is only one way to find out..!
Junsu:
Oh, this will be grrreat! I haven't been to the zoo in ages! I remember, the last time I went to the zoo was with my family and Junho. I really really really really really really REALLY miss him. I wonder if I could call him right now?
Changminnie:
What's that crazy duck butt doing now? Phoning someone in the middle of the information hour, seriously.
Oh, now he's done it. Everyone's giving him death glares. Except Yoochun, he has this heartbroken lovesick grease bag grin on. I wonder what's up with them two?
Ooh, Jaejoong-hyung came! * waves *
With.. No, it's not Yunho.. It's the new guy! Where's Yunho? He's always staying close to Jaejoong these days. Maybe they had a fight or something?
Ooh, there he is, looking like a kicked puppy, walking behind Jae and Taegoon.
Something's going on here..
Yunho:
Oh my god, I feel so.. so.. CHEATED ON!
Jaejoong is all giggly and flirty and girly with this Taegoon-guy, who seems to be better than me in, oh, I dunno.. EVERYTHING?
I feel like I have to share it with someone. I mean, seriously! This Taegoon-guy just comes and takes my Jaejoongie?
..
Jaejoongie.
Sounds cute.
Siwon:
Having no idea how I got here, I just stare at Yunho, who is fidgeting with his hands in front of me.
I offered him a Bible but he just looked at me like I had 2 heads.
Starting to talk about Jaejoong and Taegoon, I grow bored pretty soon and push the Bible into his hands, saying he'll find the answer there, and I walk away.
But no. He runs after me, hitting my head with the book. I think I'm having a concussion, but that's okay. If I pray hard enough, God will save me from death.
I give him a warm smile and politely ask him to tell me what's wrong.
He gives me a speech that sounds like he wrote it down and is now presenting it to me.
I'm having difficulties concentrating, because Heechul is giving me these looks, you know? The ones he definitely shouldn't. Never ever.
I try hard to listen to Yunho's crying/talking/handmotioning/wailing etc. but Heechul is.. I don't know if hot is the right word for a 16-year old?
..
After 2 hours of Yunho-crying/talking/handmotioning/wailing etc. he finally stops.
All I say to him is that he's jealous.
Yoochun:
What tha crap are EunHae doing? Shiz, dis is some sick shiz going on in here! 'Save it to tha zoo, guys!' I shout, but they're like.. shrugging n stuff.
Owh, found Susu talking with tha phone. AAH, all I hear him saying is Junho this and Junho that. Who the crap is Junho? His boyfriend? * heartbroken *
I'm like.. this close to giving this shit up, man.
Ooh, he's lookin dis way, ooh. It's ON, man. It's on.
Jaejoong:
What the heck is wrong with everyone?
Yoochun looks like he's thinking of a plan to rule the world (Junsu's world), Junsu is calling his brother non-stop, EunHae are.. well, them. Playing around in the puddles right now, actually, cause yesterday it rained. Oh, Rain would be such a cool name for a K-pop singer. Maybe I'll take it as mine.
Oh, off track again.
Changmin is just sooo excited to see me, waving frantically every time our eyes meet. That reminds me. Where is my man? (OMONA, did I just say 'my man'? I mean.. umm * blushies * Yunho.)
Ever since Taegoon came here, I haven't even seen him.
I miss him D: