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Title: Egypt
Author: me!
Rating: PG-13, kinda
Genre: comedy, comedy and .. comedy, oh and romance.
Length: 18-21
Pairing: YunJae, YooSu, MinFood (my OTP)
Disclaimer: I totally own YunJae! In my perverted dreams, that is..
Summary: A vacation full of romance and embarassments. Finally, TVXQ takes a couple of days off. Egypt, here comes the boys! YunJae, YooSu and ... a bossy Changmin.
"I've never been so angry in my life!" Yunho pulled Changmin into an alley, screaming, when they were on their shopping-spree.
"Calm down! It's not that bad, hyung." Changmin was scared for his life.
"Not that bad? He was almost having sex with that salesman over there! What's his problem?" Yunho hopped up and down like a kid who didn't get his lollipop.
"Calm down. I have a plan." Changmin grinned. * more whispering sounds * (They don't sound the same way as Jaejoong's and Yoochun's, because you can hear Yunho's weeps, yells and cries in the middle)
Ooo
Jaejoong smiled in victory.
"I told you it'll work." Yoochun patted his friend's back.
"Thanks, Chun. He's really getting jealous." Jaejoong giggled once again.
"Just one more step and he'll drag you into your hotel room, tie you up and have his way with you all night." Yoochun almost sang.
"What?" Jaejoong shrieked, when Yoochun smacked his butt, running after his dolphin.
Ooo
Jaejoong took a deep breath. This was the final stage of his and Yoochun's plan. His palms were sweaty and his heart threatened to hop out of his chest, when he approached another salesman on the street, all his members right behind him.
"Hi, do you happen to have some candles in here?" Jaejoong asked with a fake smile.
"I haav(e) to check. Yoo veery pwetty. Veery nice." The man commented.
"Thanks." Jaejoong let out a giggle, which sounded a lot like a dieing dog.
"Do yoo have a phone?" The man asked handing him a couple of candles - vanilla scented. Yunho's favourite, Jaejoong thought with an evil inside-laugh.
After a while of chit-chatting, Jaejoong made his move by touching the man in various places, as they walked inside a supermarket, with Jaejoong carrying the basket.
The others, along with Yunho walked after them.
'Calm. Calm down. Do as Changmin said, man. Ca~lm. Think of Jaejoong and Bambi and my gray soft sweatpants waiting for me at home.' Yunho held his breath so he wouldn't kill the Egyptian man.
Jaejoong wanted to die. First - because of what he was doing to Yunho. Second - the man tried to touch him back.
'Why isn't Yunho killing him? I want my Yunho!' Little inside-Jaejoong was crying all over the place.
When they reached the cash register, the Egyptian man didn't leave him alone either.
He walked out of the supermarket with them, holding onto Jaejoong's waist.
"YAH! WOO SHOO!" Jaejoong made a ninja move (he really did!) and kicked the Egyptian man's face, when his hand was going too south on his back.
Everyone was impressed. Very impressed.
Jaejoong gave Junsu his bags, took Yunho by the hand and ran towards their hotelroom.
"Bet they're going to confess." Yoochun grinned like a maniac.
"Junsu will bet you. He's stupid. You can bet on who'll be topping today." Changmin took the bags from Junsu's hand, walking away, before the dolphin man would get him.
Ooo
Jaejoong was running as fast as he could, Yunho almost flying after him.
The two man reached their hotel room, after ignoring the people who gave them weird looks or shouted at them.
Once they were inside, Jaejoong closed the door, pulling his hand away from the other, a little harshly.
"Jaejoong, what are you..?" Yunho couldn't finish his sentence..
YAY, only 3 more chappies! :3
Author: me!
Rating: PG-13, kinda
Genre: comedy, comedy and .. comedy, oh and romance.
Length: 18-21
Pairing: YunJae, YooSu, MinFood (my OTP)
Disclaimer: I totally own YunJae! In my perverted dreams, that is..
Summary: A vacation full of romance and embarassments. Finally, TVXQ takes a couple of days off. Egypt, here comes the boys! YunJae, YooSu and ... a bossy Changmin.
"I've never been so angry in my life!" Yunho pulled Changmin into an alley, screaming, when they were on their shopping-spree.
"Calm down! It's not that bad, hyung." Changmin was scared for his life.
"Not that bad? He was almost having sex with that salesman over there! What's his problem?" Yunho hopped up and down like a kid who didn't get his lollipop.
"Calm down. I have a plan." Changmin grinned. * more whispering sounds * (They don't sound the same way as Jaejoong's and Yoochun's, because you can hear Yunho's weeps, yells and cries in the middle)
Ooo
Jaejoong smiled in victory.
"I told you it'll work." Yoochun patted his friend's back.
"Thanks, Chun. He's really getting jealous." Jaejoong giggled once again.
"Just one more step and he'll drag you into your hotel room, tie you up and have his way with you all night." Yoochun almost sang.
"What?" Jaejoong shrieked, when Yoochun smacked his butt, running after his dolphin.
Ooo
Jaejoong took a deep breath. This was the final stage of his and Yoochun's plan. His palms were sweaty and his heart threatened to hop out of his chest, when he approached another salesman on the street, all his members right behind him.
"Hi, do you happen to have some candles in here?" Jaejoong asked with a fake smile.
"I haav(e) to check. Yoo veery pwetty. Veery nice." The man commented.
"Thanks." Jaejoong let out a giggle, which sounded a lot like a dieing dog.
"Do yoo have a phone?" The man asked handing him a couple of candles - vanilla scented. Yunho's favourite, Jaejoong thought with an evil inside-laugh.
After a while of chit-chatting, Jaejoong made his move by touching the man in various places, as they walked inside a supermarket, with Jaejoong carrying the basket.
The others, along with Yunho walked after them.
'Calm. Calm down. Do as Changmin said, man. Ca~lm. Think of Jaejoong and Bambi and my gray soft sweatpants waiting for me at home.' Yunho held his breath so he wouldn't kill the Egyptian man.
Jaejoong wanted to die. First - because of what he was doing to Yunho. Second - the man tried to touch him back.
'Why isn't Yunho killing him? I want my Yunho!' Little inside-Jaejoong was crying all over the place.
When they reached the cash register, the Egyptian man didn't leave him alone either.
He walked out of the supermarket with them, holding onto Jaejoong's waist.
"YAH! WOO SHOO!" Jaejoong made a ninja move (he really did!) and kicked the Egyptian man's face, when his hand was going too south on his back.
Everyone was impressed. Very impressed.
Jaejoong gave Junsu his bags, took Yunho by the hand and ran towards their hotelroom.
"Bet they're going to confess." Yoochun grinned like a maniac.
"Junsu will bet you. He's stupid. You can bet on who'll be topping today." Changmin took the bags from Junsu's hand, walking away, before the dolphin man would get him.
Ooo
Jaejoong was running as fast as he could, Yunho almost flying after him.
The two man reached their hotel room, after ignoring the people who gave them weird looks or shouted at them.
Once they were inside, Jaejoong closed the door, pulling his hand away from the other, a little harshly.
"Jaejoong, what are you..?" Yunho couldn't finish his sentence..
YAY, only 3 more chappies! :3