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I haven't updated for a while. I keep meaning to but I never get round to doing it.
Today I didn't go to school cos I was and still am ill. I have a stupid cold :[ Arghh I keep coughing now too because I ate an ice cream and I have a sore throat...it probably wasn't such a good idea.
I should have updated earlier though. I had lots to stay. But now I can't remember anything I was gonna say.
Oh yeah, I found this joke book from like 5 years ago and I started reading it. It's funny how lame the jokes are. Here are some for you:
Man: Waiter, waiter! What's this fly doing in my ice cream?!
Waiter: It's shivering, sir!
Woman: Why do I have a dead fly in my soup?!
Waiter: Did you expect a live one for only £1?
Why did the man take his bookcase to the psychaitrist?
Because it was talking to its shelf.
Haha. Okay enough. Right. Bye.
Today I didn't go to school cos I was and still am ill. I have a stupid cold :[ Arghh I keep coughing now too because I ate an ice cream and I have a sore throat...it probably wasn't such a good idea.
I should have updated earlier though. I had lots to stay. But now I can't remember anything I was gonna say.
Oh yeah, I found this joke book from like 5 years ago and I started reading it. It's funny how lame the jokes are. Here are some for you:
Man: Waiter, waiter! What's this fly doing in my ice cream?!
Waiter: It's shivering, sir!
Woman: Why do I have a dead fly in my soup?!
Waiter: Did you expect a live one for only £1?
Why did the man take his bookcase to the psychaitrist?
Because it was talking to its shelf.
Haha. Okay enough. Right. Bye.