Just another Monday at the gas pump. . .
Just returned from an errand to fill the 'ol gas tank before I put another 300 miles on it this week.
I begin pumping my gas and as usual and return to the driver's seat to put the cc back in my wallet.
Tall gentleman pumping his gas across from me: You have very pretty hair.
Me: Oh, thanks.
Tall gentleman pumping his gas across from me: You do, its very pretty.
Me: {sort of laughs} Thank you. [puts cc away]
Tall gentleman pumping his gas across from me: {says something incomprehensible about my eyes matching _______ }
Me: Well, thank you.
Tall gentleman pumping his gas across from me: Are you married?
Me: {laughs} No. No I'm not.
[[Pause]]
Tall gentleman pumping his gas across from me: What are you waiting for?
Me: What? [confused as to whether he is referring to my waiting in the car while the gas magically pumps on its own..or my waiting for marry]
Tall gentleman pumping his gas across from me: What are you waiting for? Are you waiting for the right man? [suavely leaning against his car]
Me: {laughs} Yeah, something like that. . .
Tall gentleman pumping his gas across from me: Maybe I am the right man. I'd like to take you out.
Tall gentleman pumping his gas across from me: I'd ask for your number but I'm afraid you just think I'm this big stranger.
Me: {smiles} I'm all set. . .I'm sorry
Tall gentleman pumping his gas across from me: No I understand. . . [extends hand to shake hands]
oy.
*Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson are separating after six years of marriage.
*Lindsey Lohan needs help. [see thesuperficial.com]