Note to celebs:

[bagelbrain]

DO NOT go on an MTV reality show, because your relationship/marriage is doomed.

Example a:
Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey

Example b:
Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro

Example c: (as of today's news)
Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker

(next ones only half count)

Example d: (as of today's news)
Kristin Cavallari and Brody Jenner

Example e: (as of today's news)
Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler