Updated.
i figured i would fill this out again and see if ive changed. here goes nothing.
What is your name?: Sam Cohen
Are you named after anyone?: No.
What's your screename?: luvshimmy. still.
Would you name a child of yours after you?: no.
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: still a pretty name
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: i have no desire to be famous
Have any pets?: YES! and i actually pet it now. wally's cute. for a dog.
Whats your job?: made it another year still never having work. thats an accomplishment.
Piercings?: ears
Tattoos?: no
Obsessions?: omg tilky! (that one will never change). Toby Keith is my new own.
Addictions?: omaha, toby keith, vitamuffins
Do you speak another language?: hebrew. gonna learn japanese so i can legitimately order sushi.
Have a favorite quote?: “i took your leaving with a grain of salt...tequila, and a slice of lime"
Do you have a webpage?: www.crucialent.com
Deep Thoughts About Life and You
Do you live in the moment?: no, but id like to pretend i did.
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: NO. and im no longer interested in working on it. theres enough people out there to find the ones you genuinely like.
Do you have any secrets?: we all do
Do you hate yourself?: I still love myself.
Do you like your handwriting?: still love that too.
Do you have any bad habits?: I bite my nails during football season. And the whole rest of the year
What is the compliment you like to get from most people?: Funny.
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: shes on crack.
What's your biggest fear?: losing my dad.
Can you sing?: Can I? NO. Do I? Yup.
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: no, but i miss that damn wig.
Are you a loner?: nah
What are your #1 priorities in life?: my family, my friends, my gambling addiction? kidding!
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: i still hope to be lucky enough.
Are you a daredevil?: yeah. and a huge wuss at the same time
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: yeah and its being worked on. LOTS.
Are you passive or agressive?: a good balance
Do you have a journal?: id lie so I didn’t feel lame. But then again, you’re STILL reading it.
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: My brain. What I do with it.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: Obsessiveness.
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: Yeah
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: No
Do you think life has been good so far?: I f'ing love my life.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: You cant change people. Only how you let their actions affect you
Are you confident?: deep down, sure.
Are you misjudged? on first impression. but people get the right idea after a while
Do You...
Smoke?: nah
Do drugs?: nope
Read the newspaper?: for the cryptoquips.
Pray?: used to.
Go to church?: my user name is “bagel and nova”. That should answer this question for you.
Talk to strangers who IM you?: only if they offer me porn
Sleep with stuffed animals?: one.
Take walks in the rain?: rain is cold, humid, and bad for my hair.
Talk to people even though you hate them?: yeah. i live with her.
Drive?: i live in my car
Like to drive fast?: i drive faster than a grandma nowadays, which is a step in the right direction
Would or Have You Ever?
Been out of the country?: yeah
Been in love?: i think so. but it wasnt mutual
Done drugs?: no.
Had a medical emergency?: yeah. it sucked. eat bananas people!
Had surgery?: yeah
Ran away from home?: no. I miss home.
Gotten beaten up?: no
Beaten someone up?: no
Been on stage?: yea
Slept outdoors?: i wish i could suppress those memories.
Thought about suicide?: never.
Pulled an all nighter?: I don’t sleep.
If yes, what is your record?: 18 hrs at a poker table
Gone one day without food?: 6 months ;)
Talked on the phone all night? yeah
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: fuck no. i have no self control. ha
Slept all day?: I wish
Killed someone?: no
Made out with a stranger?: pretty much
Had sex with a stranger?: pretty much
Thought you're going crazy?: couple times
Kissed the same sex?: never
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: never
Been betrayed?: once
Had a dream that came true?: I accomplished my life goal. By 19.
Broken the law?: i steal things
Met a famous person?: yeah.
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: no
On purpose?: haha. i have my fantasies.
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: nope
Stolen anything?: yeah.
Been on radio/tv?: yeah
Been in a mosh-pit?: I avoid those.
Had a nervous breakdown?: that’s what we call them.
Bungee jumped?: coming soon.
Had a dream that kept coming back?: yeah it sucked
Beliefs
Believe in life on other planets?: i dont even care if there is
Miracles?: sure
Astrology?: when the horoscope says what I want to hear.
Magic?: no
God?: yes
Satan?: no
Ghosts?: no
Luck?: yeah
Love at first sight?: no
Yin and yang (that good cant exist without bad)?: id like to hope that’s not true.
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: I can.
Do you wish on stars?: no
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: no
Do you think God has a gender?: ask about my tony danza story. ITS STILL A GOOD STORY.
Do you believe in organized religion?: yeah.
Where do you think we go when we die?: i dont focus on death too much
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: yes
Who is your best friend?: my dad. Schmallister.
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: ali
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: “We’ll figure it out.”
Who's your longest known friend?: bal.
Newest?: kim
Last person you talked to online?: alyssa
Who do you talk to most online?: alan
Who do you trust most?: dad
Who listens to your problems?: my friends are awesome.
Who do you fight most with?: I don’t fight.
Who's the nicest?: i'm not friends with people who aren't nice
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: every guy friend pretty much
Who's your second family?: I have a lot of families
Do you always feel understood?: usually.
Do you trust others easily?: too easily.
Who was the last person ____
That haunted you?: Ed.
You wanted to kill?: The Horse
That you laughed at?: myself
That laughed at you?: Jared
That turned you on?: the dudes in brokeback mountain. whoops.
You went shopping with?: Jared.
That broke your heart?: “the help”.
To make you cry?: myself
To brighten up your day?: dad
That you thought about?: babyface
You saw a movie with?: Baz
You talked to on the phone?: Ali
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: Alyssa
You saw?: Jared
You lost?: Nobody
Right This Moment...
What are you wearing right now?: im in a hotel in CHicago in a robe.
What are you worried about right now?: nothing
What book are you reading?: Angels and Demons
What's on your mousepad?: I don’t use one.
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: I want to go shopping. (WOW, I WAS FUNNY WHEN I ORIGINALLY FILLED THIS SHIT OUT)
Are you bored?: no, im going to get a massage downstairs!!!
Are you tired?: yeah.
Are you talking to anyone online?: no
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: no
Are you lonely or content?: content
Are you listening to music?: Edwin McCain because were seeing him tonight
What is your name?: Sam Cohen
Are you named after anyone?: No.
What's your screename?: luvshimmy. still.
Would you name a child of yours after you?: no.
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: still a pretty name
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: i have no desire to be famous
Have any pets?: YES! and i actually pet it now. wally's cute. for a dog.
Whats your job?: made it another year still never having work. thats an accomplishment.
Piercings?: ears
Tattoos?: no
Obsessions?: omg tilky! (that one will never change). Toby Keith is my new own.
Addictions?: omaha, toby keith, vitamuffins
Do you speak another language?: hebrew. gonna learn japanese so i can legitimately order sushi.
Have a favorite quote?: “i took your leaving with a grain of salt...tequila, and a slice of lime"
Do you have a webpage?: www.crucialent.com
Deep Thoughts About Life and You
Do you live in the moment?: no, but id like to pretend i did.
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: NO. and im no longer interested in working on it. theres enough people out there to find the ones you genuinely like.
Do you have any secrets?: we all do
Do you hate yourself?: I still love myself.
Do you like your handwriting?: still love that too.
Do you have any bad habits?: I bite my nails during football season. And the whole rest of the year
What is the compliment you like to get from most people?: Funny.
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: shes on crack.
What's your biggest fear?: losing my dad.
Can you sing?: Can I? NO. Do I? Yup.
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: no, but i miss that damn wig.
Are you a loner?: nah
What are your #1 priorities in life?: my family, my friends, my gambling addiction? kidding!
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: i still hope to be lucky enough.
Are you a daredevil?: yeah. and a huge wuss at the same time
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: yeah and its being worked on. LOTS.
Are you passive or agressive?: a good balance
Do you have a journal?: id lie so I didn’t feel lame. But then again, you’re STILL reading it.
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: My brain. What I do with it.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: Obsessiveness.
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: Yeah
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: No
Do you think life has been good so far?: I f'ing love my life.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: You cant change people. Only how you let their actions affect you
Are you confident?: deep down, sure.
Are you misjudged? on first impression. but people get the right idea after a while
Do You...
Smoke?: nah
Do drugs?: nope
Read the newspaper?: for the cryptoquips.
Pray?: used to.
Go to church?: my user name is “bagel and nova”. That should answer this question for you.
Talk to strangers who IM you?: only if they offer me porn
Sleep with stuffed animals?: one.
Take walks in the rain?: rain is cold, humid, and bad for my hair.
Talk to people even though you hate them?: yeah. i live with her.
Drive?: i live in my car
Like to drive fast?: i drive faster than a grandma nowadays, which is a step in the right direction
Would or Have You Ever?
Been out of the country?: yeah
Been in love?: i think so. but it wasnt mutual
Done drugs?: no.
Had a medical emergency?: yeah. it sucked. eat bananas people!
Had surgery?: yeah
Ran away from home?: no. I miss home.
Gotten beaten up?: no
Beaten someone up?: no
Been on stage?: yea
Slept outdoors?: i wish i could suppress those memories.
Thought about suicide?: never.
Pulled an all nighter?: I don’t sleep.
If yes, what is your record?: 18 hrs at a poker table
Gone one day without food?: 6 months ;)
Talked on the phone all night? yeah
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: fuck no. i have no self control. ha
Slept all day?: I wish
Killed someone?: no
Made out with a stranger?: pretty much
Had sex with a stranger?: pretty much
Thought you're going crazy?: couple times
Kissed the same sex?: never
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: never
Been betrayed?: once
Had a dream that came true?: I accomplished my life goal. By 19.
Broken the law?: i steal things
Met a famous person?: yeah.
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: no
On purpose?: haha. i have my fantasies.
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: nope
Stolen anything?: yeah.
Been on radio/tv?: yeah
Been in a mosh-pit?: I avoid those.
Had a nervous breakdown?: that’s what we call them.
Bungee jumped?: coming soon.
Had a dream that kept coming back?: yeah it sucked
Beliefs
Believe in life on other planets?: i dont even care if there is
Miracles?: sure
Astrology?: when the horoscope says what I want to hear.
Magic?: no
God?: yes
Satan?: no
Ghosts?: no
Luck?: yeah
Love at first sight?: no
Yin and yang (that good cant exist without bad)?: id like to hope that’s not true.
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: I can.
Do you wish on stars?: no
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: no
Do you think God has a gender?: ask about my tony danza story. ITS STILL A GOOD STORY.
Do you believe in organized religion?: yeah.
Where do you think we go when we die?: i dont focus on death too much
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: yes
Who is your best friend?: my dad. Schmallister.
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: ali
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: “We’ll figure it out.”
Who's your longest known friend?: bal.
Newest?: kim
Last person you talked to online?: alyssa
Who do you talk to most online?: alan
Who do you trust most?: dad
Who listens to your problems?: my friends are awesome.
Who do you fight most with?: I don’t fight.
Who's the nicest?: i'm not friends with people who aren't nice
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: every guy friend pretty much
Who's your second family?: I have a lot of families
Do you always feel understood?: usually.
Do you trust others easily?: too easily.
Who was the last person ____
That haunted you?: Ed.
You wanted to kill?: The Horse
That you laughed at?: myself
That laughed at you?: Jared
That turned you on?: the dudes in brokeback mountain. whoops.
You went shopping with?: Jared.
That broke your heart?: “the help”.
To make you cry?: myself
To brighten up your day?: dad
That you thought about?: babyface
You saw a movie with?: Baz
You talked to on the phone?: Ali
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: Alyssa
You saw?: Jared
You lost?: Nobody
Right This Moment...
What are you wearing right now?: im in a hotel in CHicago in a robe.
What are you worried about right now?: nothing
What book are you reading?: Angels and Demons
What's on your mousepad?: I don’t use one.
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: I want to go shopping. (WOW, I WAS FUNNY WHEN I ORIGINALLY FILLED THIS SHIT OUT)
Are you bored?: no, im going to get a massage downstairs!!!
Are you tired?: yeah.
Are you talking to anyone online?: no
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: no
Are you lonely or content?: content
Are you listening to music?: Edwin McCain because were seeing him tonight