modesty is the best policy. . .
some people really need to figure that out.
and speaking of modesty. . . i am the god of table shuffleboard. i kicked juan's ass like 28-12 last night.
what else? hmm. today was awesome. i was lazy as anything, so i had room service for all 3 meals. only time i got out of bed before 5pm was to go check out the saks and neimans which are actually IN my hotel. (thank you jesus).
oh yeah, speaking of shopping... ive decided im moving to a nudist colony, at least until these people get their shit together and start designing some clothes that arent tacky as hell.
one amazing purchase i made today - a shirt that says "donde estan mis pantalones?". the shirt itself is funny enough. what makes it 43975457492347 times funnier when I wear it is the fact that i stopped wearing them in early high school. oops. secret's out.
and speaking of modesty. . . i am the god of table shuffleboard. i kicked juan's ass like 28-12 last night.
what else? hmm. today was awesome. i was lazy as anything, so i had room service for all 3 meals. only time i got out of bed before 5pm was to go check out the saks and neimans which are actually IN my hotel. (thank you jesus).
oh yeah, speaking of shopping... ive decided im moving to a nudist colony, at least until these people get their shit together and start designing some clothes that arent tacky as hell.
one amazing purchase i made today - a shirt that says "donde estan mis pantalones?". the shirt itself is funny enough. what makes it 43975457492347 times funnier when I wear it is the fact that i stopped wearing them in early high school. oops. secret's out.