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BAH! BAH I SAY!
So they have vending machines here, soda/water/stuff and candy/chips/stuff, and they were all very low on anything when I got here. Well today they fucking restocked them dammit! So I see it, have a dollar and candy is $.50 each so im looking and I see "Fudge Reese's Peanut Butter Cups." They say fucking "Limited Edition" and its the only one in the whole machine! So I'm like shit...I cant let this opportunity pass up, Limited Edition! So I buy those and then I have these two quarters left over and im thinking 'change blows.' Well as it would have it, the item behind that one Reese's package were the "New! Smothie Mix Skittles" and well shit...Who can pass up words like New?! I mean..They're new! That means you have to have them right? Beyond that, I was curious to try them, damn marketting division...If only the commercials didn't suck I might of gone out of my way to try them. Im glad I didn't though, who the fuck goes out of their way for candy? Freeks. So they're not bad, got some crazy flavors. They bust out the Lemon Berry, Mixed Berry, Peach Pear, Orange Mango and Strawberry Banana. Let me tell you what, thats a lot of berry! Its a good thing I like berry. They're good to suck on. This place is gonna make me fat! I got normal skittles the other day and yesterday I got a little "Vend Pack" of Lifesavers. Well, this is my last candy that I shall consume while under this roof. Oh and those reeses? Fucking horrible for you. 25% Daily Value of Saturated fat. In two fucking little peieces of candy! Jesus Christ, no one American is so fucking huge. Now im mad at really, really fat people and candy corporations, you bastards.
So...That is all.
So they have vending machines here, soda/water/stuff and candy/chips/stuff, and they were all very low on anything when I got here. Well today they fucking restocked them dammit! So I see it, have a dollar and candy is $.50 each so im looking and I see "Fudge Reese's Peanut Butter Cups." They say fucking "Limited Edition" and its the only one in the whole machine! So I'm like shit...I cant let this opportunity pass up, Limited Edition! So I buy those and then I have these two quarters left over and im thinking 'change blows.' Well as it would have it, the item behind that one Reese's package were the "New! Smothie Mix Skittles" and well shit...Who can pass up words like New?! I mean..They're new! That means you have to have them right? Beyond that, I was curious to try them, damn marketting division...If only the commercials didn't suck I might of gone out of my way to try them. Im glad I didn't though, who the fuck goes out of their way for candy? Freeks. So they're not bad, got some crazy flavors. They bust out the Lemon Berry, Mixed Berry, Peach Pear, Orange Mango and Strawberry Banana. Let me tell you what, thats a lot of berry! Its a good thing I like berry. They're good to suck on. This place is gonna make me fat! I got normal skittles the other day and yesterday I got a little "Vend Pack" of Lifesavers. Well, this is my last candy that I shall consume while under this roof. Oh and those reeses? Fucking horrible for you. 25% Daily Value of Saturated fat. In two fucking little peieces of candy! Jesus Christ, no one American is so fucking huge. Now im mad at really, really fat people and candy corporations, you bastards.
So...That is all.