Wow, "Joey" is sooooo not as good as "Friends" was.
1.What's on your bedside table? Well, besides my framed picture of Ryan, .....my framed poster of Ryan teabagging Adam with Brad in the background pointing and laughing
2. What's the geekiest part of your music collection? John Williams Conducts the STAR WARS Trilogy with the London Symphony Orchestra....no really.
3. What do you eat when you raid the fridge at night? Fried Oh-kra fresh frum da plantation house.
4. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? Cool Runnings...those brave and noble Jamaicans get me teary eyed...
5. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done? Take the fat from my ass and put it in my face to give me a real masculine chin.
6. Do you have a completely irrational fear? falling in love with Ryan only to have him reject me...
7. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments? I pee-pee myself.
8. Do you ever have to beg? Just for sex from Brad, Ryan gives it for free.
10. Do you know anyone famous? Ben Affleck left J-LO for a piece of my sweet tooshie that is similar to that of a lawyer's girlfirend's butt.
11. Describe your bed. small, cold, and lonely.
12. Spontaneous or plan? cheddar cheese.
13. Who should play you in a movie about your life? Greg Kinnear...man GODSEND was an AWESOME movie!!!!
14. What do you carry with you at all times? A holy talisman used to purify the souls of the damned.
15. How do you drive? Honda powered.
16. What do you miss most about being little? In preschool I pulled down my pants to show someone my Ninja Turtles underwear....or was that last week?
17. Are you happy with your given name? I'd rather have a suffix, Like "Jr." or "XII", or a combination so I could be Kelly William Kirchner, Jr. the XII...yeah.
18. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for a year? however much it would cost to buy the same subsequent amount of porn.
19. What color is your dormroom? Well the Kirchner dorm has light blue walls with a rainbow that makes its way around the room.
20. What was the last song you were listening to? Coheed and Cambria - "Everything Evil"
21. Have you ever been in a school play? I was one of the "8 Lords 'a Leaping" for the "12 Days of Christmas", or "los doce dias de Navidad" if you're Mexican.
22. Who are your best friends? Ry-Ry, B-diddy, Semi-Jew, Tubs of Fun, the real Harold and Kumar, and Bilbo...oh and the Italian Ice salesman...and maybe the really Jewish-looking kid who really isn't Jewish and somehow gets lots of HOT girls and really wants to "Talk to Sampson".
23. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? I'm actually a figment of your imagination.
24. Have you ever done any illegal drugs? does crystal meth soaked in photo-developing chemicals count?
25. Do you think you're cute? My mom says I'm the handsomest kid at school.
26. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? eat shit and die.
27. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend, boyfriend, or your friends? what aboot my imaginary friends...i mean internet friends...
2. What's the geekiest part of your music collection? John Williams Conducts the STAR WARS Trilogy with the London Symphony Orchestra....no really.
3. What do you eat when you raid the fridge at night? Fried Oh-kra fresh frum da plantation house.
4. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? Cool Runnings...those brave and noble Jamaicans get me teary eyed...
5. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done? Take the fat from my ass and put it in my face to give me a real masculine chin.
6. Do you have a completely irrational fear? falling in love with Ryan only to have him reject me...
7. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments? I pee-pee myself.
8. Do you ever have to beg? Just for sex from Brad, Ryan gives it for free.
10. Do you know anyone famous? Ben Affleck left J-LO for a piece of my sweet tooshie that is similar to that of a lawyer's girlfirend's butt.
11. Describe your bed. small, cold, and lonely.
12. Spontaneous or plan? cheddar cheese.
13. Who should play you in a movie about your life? Greg Kinnear...man GODSEND was an AWESOME movie!!!!
14. What do you carry with you at all times? A holy talisman used to purify the souls of the damned.
15. How do you drive? Honda powered.
16. What do you miss most about being little? In preschool I pulled down my pants to show someone my Ninja Turtles underwear....or was that last week?
17. Are you happy with your given name? I'd rather have a suffix, Like "Jr." or "XII", or a combination so I could be Kelly William Kirchner, Jr. the XII...yeah.
18. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for a year? however much it would cost to buy the same subsequent amount of porn.
19. What color is your dormroom? Well the Kirchner dorm has light blue walls with a rainbow that makes its way around the room.
20. What was the last song you were listening to? Coheed and Cambria - "Everything Evil"
21. Have you ever been in a school play? I was one of the "8 Lords 'a Leaping" for the "12 Days of Christmas", or "los doce dias de Navidad" if you're Mexican.
22. Who are your best friends? Ry-Ry, B-diddy, Semi-Jew, Tubs of Fun, the real Harold and Kumar, and Bilbo...oh and the Italian Ice salesman...and maybe the really Jewish-looking kid who really isn't Jewish and somehow gets lots of HOT girls and really wants to "Talk to Sampson".
23. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? I'm actually a figment of your imagination.
24. Have you ever done any illegal drugs? does crystal meth soaked in photo-developing chemicals count?
25. Do you think you're cute? My mom says I'm the handsomest kid at school.
26. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? eat shit and die.
27. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend, boyfriend, or your friends? what aboot my imaginary friends...i mean internet friends...