Oh hell
Of course, RIGHT after I move, they put in my favorite fondue restaurant RIGHT DOWN FROM MY HOUSE. (Well, down Rt. 3, admittedly, which sometimes means what is a 5 minute drive takes, oh, 1/2 hour. Or more.)
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What's next, Fredericksburg is going to get a good Korean restaurant? Hmph.
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What's next, Fredericksburg is going to get a good Korean restaurant? Hmph.